@imcreativeiswear I Did This To A Dnd Group, And It Was Really Fun

@imcreativeiswear i did this to a dnd group, and it was really fun

My absolute favorite part about Control is Jesse’s nightmare at the end. It’s so fascinating, standing around and listening to what everyone has to say. Emily, giggling over the phone about boys. Underhill, scared to death that Marshall - now a secretary - has taken ill and can’t bring the Director his mail. Arish and Langston are crammed into the Exec security booth, blabbering on about how great Trench is (then how terrible, in the second iteration).

And the imagery: in the second iteration, some of the Hiss-possessed employees will shift randomly into different forms if you stand around and watch long enough. It’s terrifying and grotesque. The mug on the table will shift into a skull, then into a book, then disappear.

But most interesting to me is a small line of dialogue in the second iteration: Emily says something along the lines of, “oh, that’s the new girl. Rumor has it she was promoted from somewhere in Maintenance. She has no idea what she’s doing and has to have everything explained to her.”

@jacebeleren

DID YOU SEE THIS AHHHHHH

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crypticgrapefruit

7 months ago

Viktorija Amikiir (pre-campaign)

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crypticgrapefruit

1 month ago

"why don't you use card sleeves" because a fundamental part of my MTG game is psychological warfare. I have 0 interest in maintaining the value of my cards, i'm not concerned with their condition as long as they're playable, so when i get new ones i bend and stretch them to hell until the paper stock is well broken in, well enough that i can take all 80-odd cards and do a full-side riffle and bridge. I'll lock eyes with you across the table as I split my deck in half, and i will smile pleasantly, innocently, almost vacuously as I riffle the halves together in my hand, before I bend that shit back into a bridge and let the waterfall cascade down into my palms before I true them up and hit them with the old one-handed cut before plopping them in front of you. This is a card game girl, I'm not playing with collectable trinkets. I'll break you harder then i broke in my new phyrexia deck. I'll pin you down and bend your back 'till you damn near snap, before i crush you into the fucking sheets and let my toxins seep inside you. yeah, no, if you need to go jack off in the bathroom you'll have to forfeit.

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crypticgrapefruit

1 year ago

She follow my line til I al gore ithm

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crypticgrapefruit

1 year ago

Happy Valentine's Day! Have some candy!

Fun fact from today. During the DnD snack run, we wanted to buy gluten free, non-chocolate discount halloween candy. However, the only thing we could find was the individual box candy hearts for 39 cents each. We were so close to filling the cart with the boxes and having a great night.

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crypticgrapefruit

1 year ago