Crypticgrapefruit - I’ve Been Here The Whole Time

totally didn't join a cult

hail to the glowing monarch that gives us life hail to the eternal warmth that shields us from winter's frigid bite hail to the pale moon whose light staves off killers howling hail to the darkness that rests our weary minds growling hail to the shining lights above and the beauty they bring hail to our one and only scarlet king

What's your passive perception? 22! You don't notice anything.

Happy Valentine's Day! Have some candy!

Fun fact from today. During the DnD snack run, we wanted to buy gluten free, non-chocolate discount halloween candy. However, the only thing we could find was the individual box candy hearts for 39 cents each. We were so close to filling the cart with the boxes and having a great night.

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

THE MATRIX (1999) dir. The Wachowski Sisters

got this shirt in the mail today. we are sick of tinder we're trying the billboard approach

good news mtg players i've gotten exclusive spoilers for the next set of designed-for-commander chase rares

hmm yes evil librarian

Monster Manual entries often (especially in earlier editions) have throw away lines like "Betentacled Faceslurpers are often hired by evil historians for their ability to recall the memories of every pereon whose face they've slurped", or "Literary Horrors often make their nests among well stocked bookshelves and for this reason evil librarians will employ them as security" and then never elaborate on what these evil versions of regular professions are like.

Fix this by running a game where the entire party is comprised of evil versions of mundane jobs. If they won't tell you what an evil cartographer or archivist even does you'll find out yourself.

She follow my line til I al gore ithm