In Another Universe, George Is The Baddest Bitch The Pta Has Ever Seen. He Had The School Board Sweating

if there was ever a time to write more bratty-dom Lando, it would absolutely be after him bruising Oscar’s lass on live broadcast

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

Mastermind by Taylor Swift, 2022

may i offer you a nice shitpost in this trying time

i follow mclaren exclusively for their unhinged what if we made our drivers do this moments and you know what. they rarely disappoint me

ive been making f1 drivers as tumblr posts and its highly entertaining to me

Smiley baby!!

the way Lando was given the babies to fawn over and nurture and Oscar was given the seniors and special needs dogs to be calm and gentle with

parents landoscar night times are canonically Lando as the "oh! you're so good!! brushed your teeth without me even asking!" parent and Oscar as the "hey, hey shhh I'm here, baby… monster can't get you, okay? it was just a nightmare!" parent

smth to do with Lando thriving on positive reinforcement and Oscar thriving on stability and reassurance

lestappen as text posts (part 1)