Headcanon: Dark Choco Is Strong As Shit.

Pet Scan

Fuck zodiacs, what brain imaging method you vibe with

Love how the FNaF:SB Fandom has all agreed that "Squidward's Nose" by CupcakKe is DJ Music Man's theme

Two talking cats

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Everybody saying that security breach ruined the fnaf lore is ignoring the fact that fnaf lore has always been a dumpster fire held together with purple duct tape. If I had a nickel for every time William Afton died I’d have four nickels which isn’t that much but dang shouldn’t Peepaw Willy be dead by now

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

do yall ever get mad when ur moots art doesn't blow up like what the fuck. why aren't you looking at my sexy moots art.

Stiill using screen shots bc why not

In my last, post I talked about my headcanon for this NPC/ oc I'm calling Sour Cream Cookie. So, I'm making a part 2. Context, he's Clotted Cream's bio father.

So like I said in last Post, Sour Cream was saved after being lost at sea for 22 years by Captain Caviar. He was told of what was happening in Creme Republic.

So imagine with me, this guy, hearing that his OWN WIFE had to remarry to save his only child from a life of hardship, and not allow her to see them!!! He was furious, with a mix of guilt of not being there.

So Sour Cream goes home, amazed by everything he sees, since the Republic was a simple town when he left that refugees were still retreating to.He storms into the Lyceum, disrupting the meeting of the Elders.

Skit I thought of ( Inspired by @queen-rainy-love , check their stuff out!)

*In the Lyceum, the Council of Elder were having a meeting with Clotted Cream when the doors swings open*

??: * kicks the door open* *smiles* Anyone missed me??

The elders look on in shock and horror as the stranger walks in, covered in dirt and a bit caked up salt. His worn-out shoes leaving bits of mud as he walked around*

??: My my, things have really changed since I've been gone!! This once small township turns into a great and glorious Republic!! Sad I missed it!!

Sable: Ahh?? Who are you?

??: *chuckles, pushes up his broken glasses* Hehe, I guess my look has changed after a long time, hasn't it?"

Custard: *annoyed* This is a private meeting, you are allowed to be here!! Who sent you in ??

Captain Caviar: *Walks in, takes his seat* I did, sorry I'm late, had to check on one of my ships. And you may want to hear the guy out.

??: Thank you, Caviar. Now was I? Oh right. *bows* I am Sour Cream Cookie, the forgotten heir of House Scone.

Vanilla Sugar: This is preposterous!! Sour Cream cookie has been dead for years!

Sour Cream: I feel pretty alive to me. And Mulled, I appreciate you keeping my notes safe since I've gone. The airship you created is amazing!

Mulled Juice: I....

Clotted Cream: * a bit annoyed* Look sir, you've been in here long enough. I think it's time you leave- *is hugged by Sour Cream*

Sour Cream: *looks at him, shocked* My son.. Look at you.. all grown up.

Clotted Cream: I...Um...

Sour Cream: *lets go* Where is your mother? Where's Light Cream?

Clotted Cream: *confused* W-wait, how do you..?

Custard: *stands up* Guards!! Get this lunatic out of here!!

*two guards come out and begin to drag out Sour Cream on the Lyceum, when Light Cream runs in*

Light Cream: Wait!!! *crying* Sour Cream, is that you?

Sour Cream: *looks, shoves the guards off and hugs Light Cream* My love!!!

*Light Cream hugs him back, now sobbing. Sour Cream ran his fingers through her hair*

Light Cream: *sniffles* You're alive... You're truly alive...

Sour Cream: *smiles* I am, My love. I'm so sorry for being gone for so long..

*As the elders watch in shock, Clotted Cream walked over to the two reunited lovers. He was very confused. Who was this guy?*

Clotted Cream: Mother? How do you know him?

Light Cream: *smiles* Clotted... This is your father, Sour Cream Cookie.

He frew up

i frew up

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them