I Hate How Mainstream Mushrroms Are All Red, But Guess Which Mushroom Colors Havent We Focused Enough
I hate How mainstream mushrroms are all Red, but guess which Mushroom colors havent we focused enough on? BLUE, IT LOOKS SO COOL WHY DO PEOPLE IGNORE İT??? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RED MUSHROOMZ YET NO BLUE ONES ARE LOOKED AT????
BLUE MUSHROOMS AND PURPLE MUSHROOMS SHALL BE NOT IGNORED
LOOK HOW COOL PURPLE LOOKS ON A MUSHROOOM?? RED SCREAMS: "ıll just give you poisoning and thats it" WHILE PURPLE MUSHROOMS SCREAM: "Im gonna make you trip balls so hard you will think you are a Ball of light and you will wake up at 5 AM in a forest naked"
HOW COOL IS THAT?
AND BLUE MUSHROOMS SCREAM: "you are in a fantasy Wonderland poopoo, get ready to meet some fairies"
But.
The real Mushroom we should team up against is..
BEİGE MUSHROOMS
They look so fucking boring, at least the Red one has some effects, and The bad thing is, they dont do proper shit, you can eat most (i recommend you dont) and they are easy to find, you can find the edible ones in a market, but the colorful ones make you touch grass, explore and get fucked, so...
If you like Brown mushrooms.
Stay away from me
(end of my mushtroom rant)
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