HEY WHAT IF I CRIED?

GIVE HER A VACATION MERCER!!!!

Bells Hells: Hey Allura do you wanna join us for the ✨team building exercises✨

Allura, who hasn't known rest in 30 years and drinking a mai tai: Sorry kids, mama's on vacation

I present my Campaign 3 Bingo Card!!! Feel free to use during your watches or add your own squares. for anyone wondering, this was all done on Canva.

I know the font may be hard to read so from left to right-

ROW 1

Possibility Rage: Rainbow sprinkles

Nat 20: HELL YEAH

Old NPC spotted: I'm looking at you Shaun Gilmore

Travis rolls a 100: #RipChetney

Delilah Spotting: Creepy lady do dead things

ROW 2

Titan Fearne: Burn baby burn

Chetney transforms: *howl*

Scars grow: LIGHTINING TITTIES

HDYWTDT: Herdy derty derty

Grim Psychometry: I can't think of anything funny

ROW 3

FCG goes berserk: Murbot

Summon a Reiloran: I want to meet nice aliens

Crying is a FREE action: Free space

Titan Ashton: That's some hard rock *bites lip*

Mister throws shit: Don't open your mouth

ROW 4

Treshi Scry Ball: Please check it regularly

Nana Morri: Please more creepy grandma. Please Mercer.

Whispers: spspspspspspsps

Nat 1: HELL NO

Bad Teleport: Who let Laura roll???

ROW 5

Keyleth Appearance: Sweet baby

Pate is Horny: Um... run?

Chetney carving: When will the horse work?

Changebringer called: Please tell FCG that Exandria is a sphere

Predates vision/dream: give in Imogen. become Wanda Maximoff.

If this doesn’t happen, check my Ao3 motherfuckers—

Imagine— The final scene of Campaign 3

After doing the character epilogues of what everyone does after, we flash forward to like a couple of months after the final battle. Everyone meets in Whitestone and goes to the Slayer’s Cake, with Pike’s help they make a massive batch of maple ginger cookies and go on a picnic. Ashton brings some drinks, Laudna brings some supplies for arts and crafts, Orym brings some muffins from Alma, Braius brings his painting supplies, and Dorian brings his mandolin. Fearne and Orym conjure a bed of flowers for them to sit on, Imogen makes the sky clear, and Pate scares off anyone that would interrupt. They go to Bertrand and Eshteross’s graves. The stones are decorated with small chicken bone dolls, the gambler’s rapier, Eshteross’s cane. Evelyn is there pruning the weeds. They put the last piece of FCG they have left, his wheel, in between the stones and start to recount their adventures while drinking and eating cookies, telling Bertrand and Eshteross all that they missed. A group of ravens flies out of the trees near by at the temple to the Matron, and BH’s know that their friends are there, listening intently. After telling them of Vassalheim and traveling to Ruidus to defeat Ludinus, Dorian pulls out his mandolin, and him and Imogen (plz Robbie and Laura) start to sing a full version of the Ballad of Bertrand Bell, which transitions into the Ballad of Bell’s Hells. As they sing Braius paints the group in this moment of calm, with no red moon in the sky, and smiles on all their faces.

And 30 years later, a new bard in Jrusar, is singing the famous Ballad of Bell’s Hells in front of a beautiful painting in the Spire by Fire.

The Gods are real and they have kids and those kids have issues!

...

Except for Frank he’s just lactose intolerant. 

The difference between my siblings and I:

oldest- My sister: works at a church, most likely straight, extrovert.

middle- My brother: atheist as frick, no one cares, straight as hell.

youngest- me: simultaneously a disaster bisexual and lazy pagan. social anxiety is my closest friend.

post e91

just realized that Orym’s deal with Nana Morri is now inert since they won’t all be coming home. So what will happen to his new powers? Will they go away? Will Nana be mad?

... any maybe not for much longer?!

I WANT THIS ON MY WALL!!!!

divergence

Demigods eating dinner: What... where’s Nico?

Percy: Don’t worry I got this. *Cups hands over mouth* DI ANGELO STOP MAKING OUT WITH WILL IN THE BUSHES!

Annabeth: Percy you don’t really think that’ll work right? He’s probably in the Under-

*The sound of a twig breaking and Italian curses can be heard just beyond the treeline*