Latest Posts by cryptidwithagun - Page 2

BURROW FROWS?!?!?!?!!?!?!

GIVE HER A VACATION MERCER!!!!

Bells Hells: Hey Allura do you wanna join us for the ✨team building exercises✨

Allura, who hasn't known rest in 30 years and drinking a mai tai: Sorry kids, mama's on vacation

CAN WE PLEASE GET A PREQUEL NOVEL ABOUT ALLURA AND KIMA’S ORIGINAL PARTY!!!!! PLEASE.

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from the earth. of the earth. to the earth.

*DEMON SCREETCH*

Can we just talk about how good the new intro is?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! It makes me wanna see BH's animated!!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO GOOD!!!!!!!

Southern Gothic (Imodna)

So... Is no one going to talk about how Laudna and Imogen are literally the sunxmoon trope but reversed. Imogen is the moon, Laudna is the sun because of their connections to Rudius and the Sun Tree. I don’t know if that was planned or if Laura and Marisha have realized it yet, but that’s so cute.

Plz Listen

IF YOU HAVENT HEARD OF THE BAND, THE AMAZING DEVIL TREAT YOURSELF!!!!

also, if you’ve read All Of Us Villains or All Of Our Demise, the male part of TAD’s song, Farewell Wanderlust, is literally SO Alistair-coded. Literally the line “I’m the child you had just enough time to conceive”

IM LIKE- COME ON PEOPLE!

Why has no one thought of this???

So I just thought of the best thing ever. I was looking through list of BNHA ships and saw that there are barely any for Sato, and that got me thinking. What about Sato x Momo? Like I could imagine Momo being insecure about having to eat so much to maintain her quirk, Sato would realize that she feels insecure and he would compliment her. Like they would just compliment each other until they fell in love and BOOM! Cute ship, and honestly a POWER couple. 

BANANA FISH HEADCANNON (spoilers)

so, we all know that tattoos in Japan are synonymous with the Yakuza, though in America they are just an everyday occurrence. what if when Eiji got older and went back to America to visit (like to see Max, Jessica, Sing, etc) he got a tattoo of a sunflower over his bullet scar (where he was shot near the end of the show, the amazingly sad sayonara scene), like the center of the flower is the scar. i remember seeing something online that said sunflowers were Ash’s favorite and now I’m really sad.

UA teacher dorms: morning

*Present Mic walking into the kitchen with only sweatpants on, goes to get some water. Midnight making breakfast.*

mic: Hey, where's my top?

midnight *not looking up from stove*: Aizawa's in the shower.

mic: thanks *walks away*

10 minutes later

mic: what a f*ckin minute.

The Gods are real and they have kids and those kids have issues!

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Except for Frank he’s just lactose intolerant. 

Demigods eating dinner: What... where’s Nico?

Percy: Don’t worry I got this. *Cups hands over mouth* DI ANGELO STOP MAKING OUT WITH WILL IN THE BUSHES!

Annabeth: Percy you don’t really think that’ll work right? He’s probably in the Under-

*The sound of a twig breaking and Italian curses can be heard just beyond the treeline*

The difference between my siblings and I:

oldest- My sister: works at a church, most likely straight, extrovert.

middle- My brother: atheist as frick, no one cares, straight as hell.

youngest- me: simultaneously a disaster bisexual and lazy pagan. social anxiety is my closest friend.