Crystalmooncandy - The Artist Lounge

Taemin: Puffer fish are actually kind of hot

Key: Sometimes it’s really, really hard to be your friend

Minho: Here’s a fun idea. We’ll hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever’s under it

Onew: we will not be doing that.

Taemin: Mistlefoe

Onew: nO-

Yes.

Key: damn the power went out

Taemin: don’t worry bro i got this!

Taemin, shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate:

Key: whAT-

Taemin: i swallowed a flashlight

Key, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-

boss fight

Onew: Taemin, WHY are you shirtless and covered in body oil

Taemin: You know how you always say I never glisten?

Onew: LISTEN. YOU NEVER LISTEN.

Jonghyun: You can say “have a nice day” without a problem

Jonghyun: But you can’t say “enjoy the next twenty four hours” without sounding vaguely threatening

Key: How did you get into my room

Jonghyun: I can’t get Key out of bed

Minho: Tell him I said something

Jonghyun: Like what?

Minho: Anything factually incorrect

*two minutes later*

Key, bursting into the room: YOU THINK THE SUN IS A PLANET????

“I’m with you till the end of the line”