Unclompleted First Chapter! Sneak Peek!!

freddie mercury when no one stops him

Key: Taemin is doing this stupid voiceover thing now and he narrates everything he thinks

Taemin: Taemin did not enjoy what his bitter friend Kibum had to say

Key: Don’t you dare do another voiceover

Taemin:

Key:

Taemin: But Taemin had to dare

SM: Believe it or not, I actually have your best interests at heart

SHINee: elaborate on that

SM: No

Jonghyun: Can I just say- and this is really important so I need everyone to shut up- I really like your hair

Key: Thank you. It’s genetic and unattainable.

Minho: Guys, we’re friends, right?

Key: Worse. We’re family

Taemin, internally, having just snapped out of a daydream: They stopped talking! Quick, say something!

Taemin: I wasn’t thinking about killing either of you

Key: what.

Jonghyun: Aww, thank you!

Jonghyun: If it wasn’t illegal I would eat cereal for every meal of the day

Onew: I have some wonderful news for you