Latest Posts by crystalmooncandy - Page 2

Jonghyun: you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it's not illegal

Kibum: and why would I want to do that?

Jonghyun: because it's not illegal??

Taemin: what would you do if you were in my shoes?

Kibum: well first of all, I would never be in your shoes because my taste in shoes is way better than yours

Taemin: Jesus can walk on water, and watermelons are 92% water, I can walk on watermelons, so therefore I am 92% Jesus

Jinki: people who sleep without socks on are weird

Minho: people who sleep WITH socks on are weirder

Kibum: people who sleep are the weirdest

Taemin: I was a sock once

Taemin: yeah I have impulse control, I control my impulses very well actually, by acting on them

Taemin: *crying* I gave you what you wanted, I gave you what you wanted and you, you never gave me what I wanted -

Kibum: so you're gonna stab me? You're going to stab me over some pizza??

Key: Hey, do we get vacation days?

Onew: Your job is vacation. From poverty.

Jonghyun: Can I just say- and this is really important so I need everyone to shut up- I really like your hair

Key: Thank you. It’s genetic and unattainable.

Jonghyun: If it wasn’t illegal I would eat cereal for every meal of the day

Onew: I have some wonderful news for you

Taemin, internally, having just snapped out of a daydream: They stopped talking! Quick, say something!

Taemin: I wasn’t thinking about killing either of you

Key: what.

Jonghyun: Aww, thank you!

Jonghyun at a bar: Vodka Tonic, please, but hold the vodka.

Bartender: Okay, so, toni-

Jonghyun: hold the tonic

Bartender:

Jonghyun: Hold my hand

Jonghyun: You’re so tall, do you play basketball?

Minho: No, do you play mini golf?

THE WAY YOU DRAW ASRA IS SO HANDSOME I LOVE IT

Thank you so much!! I really love the fluffy boy, so here's another one for you uwu 💜✨

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, Spiderwoman, Amazing Spider-Man, Spider-Girl, some mashups…and a couple MJs. (@cosplay.doctor @marimari3__ @diana.the.great @dramatikosplay @otakuskumcosplay @alexisvictorious @kitti_rah @cutiepiesensei @flawless_by_tenisha @sailoryoshee 📸 @imperial.stout.trooper @brandonogilberto @davidthestrange @cyntheticphotography) https://instagram.com/p/BmWTwSyg_bb/

boss fight

Taemin: What if mayonnaise came in metal cans?

Minho: That would suck because you can’t microwave metal

Key: Good morning to everyone except you two

Taemin: It’s family moments like these I know I’ll never forget :)

Key: with a good therapist, hopefully I will

Onew: Did you do the paperwork?

Taemin: I did.

Taemin: Well, I tried.

Taemin: Well, I tried to want to.

Minho: In legally blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.

Key: Minho, this is real life, not an excellent movie

191229 bumkeyk i wanna be 

just for you guys just for you

Onew: You lied??

Taemin: I may have

Onew: you may have, or you did?

Taemin:

Taemin: I may have did

Taemin, chucking bread at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.

Minho: Here’s a fun idea. We’ll hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever’s under it

Onew: we will not be doing that.

Taemin: Mistlefoe

Onew: nO-

Jonghyun: *slide 10,000 won across the bar*

Jonghyun: I’ll have the usual

Bartender: *comes around and gives him a hug*

Jjong topic: Shinee loving on Jonghyun??

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♡ Jonghyun appreciation tag ♡

me finishing runaways

runaways in episode 10 

REBOOT NATION

please go over to twitter and get #CADrunawaysrenewal and #cloakanddaggerxrunaways trending, we only have one chance to make this work!!!