My parents and I have wondered this for a long time.
Who writes those "about the author" descriptions for books?
I want to say it's the author but it's in third person?
Sometimes other people, sometimes the author writing in the third person. Then there's the "Odd and the Frost Giants" About the Author bit theory...
Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
First 1/2 of my brain: Oh my gosh! I’m so excited for this! The actors seem like they understand the characters so much! They got Rick Riordan to help make it like the books, and there’s going to be 8 whole episodes!
Second 1/2 of my brain: Hold on.
First 1/2: Huh? What?
Second 1/2: Remember what happened last time Disney was in charge of adapting a book series that we discovered in school?
First 1/2: But we never saw the BFG, and The Witches was tragically taken down, but that’s the fault of HBO MAX.
Second 1/2: Not those.
First 1/2: We haven’t watched the CGI Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Second 1/2: Not that either.
First 1/2: Well then what are you talking abou- oh.
Second 1/2: Yup.
First 1/2: I thought we repressed that.
Second 1/2: We did, but skepticism demands we look at all available evidence.
First 1/2: It-it won’t be like that, that had major editing problems and was confined to a 2-hour time frame. Something that bad can’t happen again… right?
Second 1/2: Well, they did light up the Empire State Building blue, that at least shows that they’re willing to put a lot of funding towards it. But given the mouse’s track record for canceling things that don’t work with their “Standards and Practices” I don’t know. I guess we should just be willing to forgive but don’t forget anything that they’ve done before.
First 1/2: Okay… I’m still excited though.
Second 1/2: Oh, me too!
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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Happy 2nd anniversary to the show! 🥳🎊🎉
did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?
This is one of the reasons I love chip tune so goddam much
Software Creations: *in the middle of development for Solstice* Okay so we need an intro theme to set the mood. Something folky, like medieval times. Think you can try your hand at that?
Tim Fucking Follin: Yeah I got ya, check this out.
Software Creations: *barely seconds in* Ohhh yes finally, something that isn’t an overwhelming banger. You done good, Mr. Follin.
Tim Fucking Follin: *waits for it*
Software Creations: *ten seconds later*
I would say you could be somewhere better than here, but I don’t have much room to talk
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