⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

this self-indulgent joke has been marinating in my head for over a month and i doodled it only now; you're welcome to tell me that im the funniest person ever

[if anyone sees this post at all: for the love of god do not tag this with 'endo's dni/endo's fuck off']

A collection of good news:

My birthday is in a few days

My cousins birthday was yesterday

My cat loves getting brushed

Goldfish look really funny

Ao3 is still up

My friends dad got re elected to his office

I’m going to a con in a few days

The weeks almost over

You still have all your books

Focus on the good news today and not the shitty stuff

When I say I read classic literature I don’t mean I read it and think I’m better than everyone I read it the same way I used to read wattpad at two am.

siblings in horror, you are so dear to me <3

this is what happened, right?

This goes for all our blogs btw

Why the hell do I keep getting nsfw and kink shit on my FYP like what the hell. We are bodily a minor and are uncomfortable with that stuff. If you post about it please dni. (I don't care if you like that shit I just don't want to know about it)

experts say the president is experiencing violently homosexual behaviours including making out with the opposing party leader….?? more at 20:00

partners in crime or smt idk

I love casual explaining the Dream Smp election arc to my mom on this day so she can here about a silly election