Hello Everyone, This Isn't My Usual Type Of Post But I'm In Quite A Shitty Situation I Fear...so I'm

in this essay i will—

tilin baby ^_^

Finally I have them all.

Where’s my pie :(

That is all salt

Bro why the fuck are shipwrecks so cool

When I say I read classic literature I don’t mean I read it and think I’m better than everyone I read it the same way I used to read wattpad at two am.

The air conditioner saga.

Day 1: the Air conditioner almost starts ON FUCKING FIRE.

Day 2: Not to bad but very hot.

Day 3: I WOKE UP IN SATENS ASS CRAKE AND HAD TO STAY AT MY GRANDMAS

Day 4: Tomorrow the air conditioning people will look at it. We have moved to the basement.

Happy July, everyone!

To all the cane users worried to use your canes in public for fear of how you look

You look fantastic, you wizard, you Victorian gentleman