Everyone Gangster Until In A Few Years A New Book Will Come Out And You’ll Read It And It’s Just

If I handed you an acoustic guitar how would you eat it? 

My fav scene from scream (1996) isn't when the gays are being gay. No, it's when dewey picks up a phone with no one on the other end and just says "hello" mysteriously 😭😭

Like no ones there bud😭😭

hi residents of the labyrinth its time for your yearly food come out of the basement now

Ummm guys I’m not the stage manager anymore I’m one of the actors sos

Kid blink is my son

And I’m literally Jack Kelly

The colleges AU saga continues! 👏 No like seriously, this is a direct continuation of the previous post (nevermind the fact that I drew this one first). Anyways they had gathered in Sigma's apartment to study for a group project but ended up playing board games and nerly burning the apartment down (Sigma has officially banned them of playing board games in his apartment now), hair braiding while some of them, *cough *cough fyolai *cough, passionately making out in the corner. It wasn't all that bad untill Fyodor pulled out a bottle of vodka, seemingly out of thin air, and oh well, the rest is history!

YOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥

jay and nick from “self-made boys” by anna-marie mclemore i read lately and loved

was cleaning up old files and found this...

gay people will say anything but i love you. the fuck do you mean “they’re a rotten crowd. you’re worth the whole damn bunch put together”

what if gatsby was a mushroom and he called people “old spore” instead