He Swallowed An Egg

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

so real I need to do those things more

life really is all about kissing girls, reading, journaling, eating fruit, and being weird

back in the heyday of mlp fandom there was one specific guy that commissioned insane amounts of self insert shipping art with pinkie pie. when the finale and confirmed pinkie fucked weird al instead he got a comic of his oc watching longingly at them like walking through the park with their kid and just solemnly accepting it and it was the funniest shit to me. he took it so seriously it was like a genuine breakup

THIS IS SO FUNNY HE GOT CUCKED BY WEIRD AL

DO NOT FORGET LUIGI!

Guys this isn't just a trend. While yes, he is hot. He stands for something more than that. He stands for someone who stood up for the working class and who gunned down an evil man. A man who profited off of millions of peoples misery and deaths.

KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM! KEEP READING THE NEWS ABOUT HIM! KEEP SUPPORTING HIM! Never stop! This is important! We can't just forget what he has sacrificed for America...His freedom so we can have ours.

Or at least have a chance to fight back and gain our freedom from these insurance companies.

Guys am I the only one with a hitlist filled with politicians and peoples terrible parents?

Thanks I’ll keep this in mind. Unfortunately as a teen in Canada it’s a bit more difficult (but I’d gladly try)

Hey so can someone please just pick up a gun and eliminate the monsters in the government or do I have to do it myself

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Link: https://gofund.me/73d4b003

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I’m broke but boosting if that does anything!

feeling like frankenstein's monster bc why the actual fuck am i here?

this is what I’ve been saying forever, DELAY DENY DEPOSE AND EAT THE RICH!!

Not. Okay right now

thinking of disappearing into the wind