Maybe If That United Healthcare Shooter Knocks Out 33 More CEOs He'll Be Up To 34 Felonies And He Can

What I can’t even fathom- we live in the same city, right????

Someone is fucking playing the bagpipes outside my house. it is midnight. why

Hello people of tumblr,

I have been working on a project to fix the English language. This includes making every vowel make only one sound, removing unnecessary letters, and adding new grammatical symbols. The goal is to make English a phonetic language that is easy for immigrants and people with dyslexia to learn! If you would like to participate in this experiment, click here https://discord.gg/AAmmyH5j

I am but a humble highschool linguist, but I would appreciate your support :)

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This comic from Lilo the Autistic Queer (@A_Silent_Queer on Twitter) made me smile today. There is no one way to look trans, and no one way to transition. However you choose to express your authentic self is good and doing what makes you happy regardless of what cis people think is good.

feeling like frankenstein's monster bc why the actual fuck am i here?

Woaw… he’s so badass..

HELP I need to find a game that I played like maybe 8-10 years ago and I CANNOT find it ANYWHERE

The game was a side scroller game where you combine yourself with other creatures as you traverse a junkyard but the specific part is that in the introduction, you see

A fly lands on a burger and there’s a small poof of smoke before you see that they’ve combined into one horrible fly-burger creature.

It was maybe a flash game. It was cartoony and 2-D. I played it on a computer lab computer.

help, because I cannot find anything and I’m starting to worry I dreamt it up.

nsfw

never safe from weezer