I Have Become The Spec Of Sand Hiding In The Fold Of Your Skin The Nuisance That Itches That Doesn’t

Hello people of tumblr,

I have been working on a project to fix the English language. This includes making every vowel make only one sound, removing unnecessary letters, and adding new grammatical symbols. The goal is to make English a phonetic language that is easy for immigrants and people with dyslexia to learn! If you would like to participate in this experiment, click here https://discord.gg/AAmmyH5j

I am but a humble highschool linguist, but I would appreciate your support :)

I dropped my peace tea onto the subway tracks so if you don’t hear from me again this is why

so the shortest day came, and the year died. and everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world came people singing, dancing, to drive the dark away. —Susan Cooper

me when my friend says I can talk about my hyperfixation

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

Thanks I’ll keep this in mind. Unfortunately as a teen in Canada it’s a bit more difficult (but I’d gladly try)

Hey so can someone please just pick up a gun and eliminate the monsters in the government or do I have to do it myself

Leave me alone I’m literally just a syriac feminine dot

gentlemen, welcome to fart club. the first rule of fart club is you dont talk about fart club. the second rule of fart club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FART CLUB.