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Ayyy just an ace girl I drew

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I feel like America's cooking skills are either fabulous or absolutely horrendous, no in between. like one night he'll make a high effort, very good, classic dinner or something and another night he'll mix gogurt and glue together and call it a day

That’s exactly it. Like when he has guests over, he’ll make a beautiful dinner to brag about How Great He’s Doing and “Wow ur lives are so sad this meal isn’t even the best thing I can make ahaha ;)))” Like he has the most refined fucking palette in the world but then when he’s alone he goes and looks through his crusty old basement cellar at 3AM to find that piece of macaroni art of England he made a hundred years ago and pray it isn’t carrying the plague

Ivan's the interpreter between Alfred and the babushkas and that's why he can get away with crushing on Al openly cause Al will never know. The conversations are all like "You two are such a nice couple. When's the wedding?" "She said you're very friendly and you should visit more." "Oh, thanks! Tell her I think she's sweet." "He says the wedding will be soon. In Alaska." By the time Alfred tries to talk to the ladies himself they're supposedly married with 50 children, a cat and a fucking whale

THAT’S SO CUTE?? also god i can just imagine ivan and the babushkas talking behind al’s back like,

the babushkas when meeting alfred for the first time: [in russian] ivan! you never told me your boyfriend was so handsome!

ivan replying in russian: isn’t he? he’s got the prettiest blue eyes, his smile is dazzling, and when he laughs it makes my heart melt.

al, oblivious: haha what are we talking about?

ivan, immediately: i told them you drool in your sleep

So you know how the davie episode is sad af, and at the end it immediately cuts to italy’s spastic dancing? This edit is what I think of whenever I watch it. I’m funny I swear

HEY!!

if youre an artist who cant afford photoshop definitely DO NOT go to my google drive to pirate the program, that would be so bad!!!

do NOT click this link right here and DO NOT enter the password ghostE2008 when it asks for it!!! thatd be super bad!!

I'm gonna say most of this shit was caused by a handful of humans in particular, and made worse by that same group. You cannot blame the lower classes for the fucked up things people in power and corporations are doing

fuck it, i'm going to say it: MOST OF THE SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN 2020 IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS THEMSELVES, NOT BECAUSE PLANET EARTH HAS BEEN HAVING BAD LUCK THESE PAST 8 MONTHS OR SOME OTHER SHITTY NONSENSE. IT IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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All I want is a cute girl to hold my hand at the grocery store tbh