This Is The Greatest Progression Of Events I Have Ever Read, Where’s My Historical Gay Romance Novel

This Is The Greatest Progression Of Events I Have Ever Read, Where’s My Historical Gay Romance Novel

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

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5 years ago

I admire the energy this post radiates. I dont like it, but I admire it

so I made some really sloppy-looking Lovino and Antonio cookies today

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but wait, what’s this-I forgot something!

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fixed it~

5 years ago

If I may expand: All cowgirls are lesbian

fun fact: all cowboys are gay

5 years ago

Holy shit this was shredded as fuck ive only seen a callout of this caliber once or twice before

But how will we pay for it?!

To all the boomers and conservatives out there...this is for you. You sent your children to a war and resent they came back alive. You protested that fight when it was your neck on the line and now you threaten your grandchildren for protesting and using the right you had at their age. You got Homes, education, jobs you shouldn't be paid for because we are your betters and you guys suck at work. But you gave nothing.

So let me tell you how you'll pay for education, housing, and social programs. You're going to pay for it. You've never paid for anything. Only a minority among you took up Civil Rights and they're still fighting. The majority of you turned into privileged, entitled little brats. It's a bad look on an older face. Call me ageist. I don't care. You have to pay for something before you die and you squandered your youth having a good time.

We're coming. And we'll privatize the roads just like you wanted. Say goodbye to the grocery store. How are you going to pay $150 a month to drive to the store and manage to buy groceries? You can't. We're going to lower taxes just for you. Bye bye healthcare for the elderly. So sad. We're going to apply conservative ideals to conservatives for the first time in history and it's going to destroy you. Have fun. We hate you and your iron grip and sadism was a bit too successful. On the bright side though. Y'all only have a decade left, tops. It won't last forever. Oh but your example will. We cuddle our children and say, "see how much your grandparents hate everyone?" And they nod and add something appalling that boomers have done to them. They don't care either. They won't save you but they'll always remember that dark generation that proved we hadn't evolved enough. You'll be immortal as the biggest failures in history. I doubt our kids will even waste money on headstones. Good job. This is how you erase your own generation.

6 years ago

Oof

Feeling Like A Burnt Sack Of Potatoes @confuzzled

Feeling like a burnt sack of potatoes @confuzzled

6 years ago
Meirl

meirl

4 years ago

So I got signed up for trumps text and email notifications, and didn't unsubscribe, so I could mess with his surveys and data, and also, some of the messages were kinda funny. And I got this message today.

So I Got Signed Up For Trumps Text And Email Notifications, And Didn't Unsubscribe, So I Could Mess With

I dont think I have to tell you that this is absolutely delusional. But if you want to know, here's a few reasons why:

1. He thinks there is peace in the middle east

2. Even if there were total peace there, he thinks he caused it, even as he has done things that have caused the opposite of peace.

3. He thinks he deserves a fuckng Nobel peace prize right now. As 155,000 Americans have died directly because of him, and he pushes for actions that would increase this death toll.

And the "all Patriots who agree" is a blatant manipulation tactic. If this isn't put in the history books as examples of american propaganda, I don't know what will.


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6 years ago

I am currently a freshman in high school and have yet to dissect any dead creatures and I am throughly dissapointed about this


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5 years ago

God damn it I'm so fucking pissed right now and I have literally no reason to be but here I am, wanting to smash in someone's skull with a crowbar

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