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reblog this and put in the tags where youre from and what temperatures you think are too hot and too cold to go out in

Jeff Bezos is the CEO of Amazon, hes hella rich. Al Capone was a notorious gangster who killed a lot of people or had a lot of people killed and he was also hella rich. Also you can pick up your application at walmart

If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that’s the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million

I'm gonna say most of this shit was caused by a handful of humans in particular, and made worse by that same group. You cannot blame the lower classes for the fucked up things people in power and corporations are doing

fuck it, i'm going to say it: MOST OF THE SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN 2020 IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS THEMSELVES, NOT BECAUSE PLANET EARTH HAS BEEN HAVING BAD LUCK THESE PAST 8 MONTHS OR SOME OTHER SHITTY NONSENSE. IT IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

I don’t... even know why

Me: *sobbing* I cant do it anymore this is the third time today I've broken down please I cant do it anymore

My Mom: :) oh you'll get through it :) trust me I know what you're feeling :) just be a trooper and do some more work :) remember your grades are dropping :) maybe if you worked harder you wouldn't feel like this :))))

Holy shit this was shredded as fuck ive only seen a callout of this caliber once or twice before

But how will we pay for it?!

To all the boomers and conservatives out there...this is for you. You sent your children to a war and resent they came back alive. You protested that fight when it was your neck on the line and now you threaten your grandchildren for protesting and using the right you had at their age. You got Homes, education, jobs you shouldn't be paid for because we are your betters and you guys suck at work. But you gave nothing.

So let me tell you how you'll pay for education, housing, and social programs. You're going to pay for it. You've never paid for anything. Only a minority among you took up Civil Rights and they're still fighting. The majority of you turned into privileged, entitled little brats. It's a bad look on an older face. Call me ageist. I don't care. You have to pay for something before you die and you squandered your youth having a good time.

We're coming. And we'll privatize the roads just like you wanted. Say goodbye to the grocery store. How are you going to pay $150 a month to drive to the store and manage to buy groceries? You can't. We're going to lower taxes just for you. Bye bye healthcare for the elderly. So sad. We're going to apply conservative ideals to conservatives for the first time in history and it's going to destroy you. Have fun. We hate you and your iron grip and sadism was a bit too successful. On the bright side though. Y'all only have a decade left, tops. It won't last forever. Oh but your example will. We cuddle our children and say, "see how much your grandparents hate everyone?" And they nod and add something appalling that boomers have done to them. They don't care either. They won't save you but they'll always remember that dark generation that proved we hadn't evolved enough. You'll be immortal as the biggest failures in history. I doubt our kids will even waste money on headstones. Good job. This is how you erase your own generation.

So I got signed up for trumps text and email notifications, and didn't unsubscribe, so I could mess with his surveys and data, and also, some of the messages were kinda funny. And I got this message today.

I dont think I have to tell you that this is absolutely delusional. But if you want to know, here's a few reasons why:

1. He thinks there is peace in the middle east

2. Even if there were total peace there, he thinks he caused it, even as he has done things that have caused the opposite of peace.

3. He thinks he deserves a fuckng Nobel peace prize right now. As 155,000 Americans have died directly because of him, and he pushes for actions that would increase this death toll.

And the "all Patriots who agree" is a blatant manipulation tactic. If this isn't put in the history books as examples of american propaganda, I don't know what will.

@summerdragonflys

okay weirdest conversation i ever had this guy said that gay animals are okay but gay humans aren’t because we’re smarter and should know better

rb if you’re gay because you’re too stupid to know better

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