Bet You'd Thought You'd Seen The Last Of This AU, Didn't Ya?

Bet you'd thought you'd seen the last of this AU, didn't ya?

Omg I'm not dead!! lol sorry ive been gone so long, I did NOT intend to be!! I have been going through some crazy art block, and I am just barely pulling myself out of it.

that being said, lets get into the AU under the cut!

(Pt. 1/2):

John Dory - (40) took the job after their grandmother died, he talked often about one day owning his own mechanic shop, and now needs the money to fund that dream. Very proud of his family and their legacy.

Bruce - (38) started out in the army and quickly grew in rank due to his skill in sharp shooting, but eventually settled into the chef occupation. married a war nurse and attended culinary school after returning. had his own restaurant but was forced to shut down after he shot a customer in the leg for complaining about his wife's food.

Clay - (37) an army medic, he went to school for botany and medicine and graduated with multiple PhDs. an exceptional doctor with a sweet disposition, he was recruited for his background in botanic research and pharmaceuticals.

Floyd - (34) the most adventurous past out of the brothers, spent time in the circus as well as an exotic dancer, waiter, and semester, his specialty lay in Electronic Communication devices. has had no fewer than 4 ex boyfriends and 2 ex husbands however none of them were meant to last. widowed by his most recent husband, Floyd fills his days with work and gossip.

Cooper - (21) adoptive family ran a flower shop, and while he was manning, making corsages for prom, the chinese laundry next door exploded due to a gas leak. He survived but the store was ruined. Taking the experience as "a sign from god" Cooper began his career as a demolitions expert, eventually finding new ways of making explosives such as adding oregano or chili powder to the concoction, claiming "it makes a very nice boom."

Keith - (12) displayed an early interest in subterranean pursuits at the age of 6 when he began exploring the vast sewer system of his home. By the age of 9 he had developed a specialized type of goggles and headgear to wear while exploring and had expanded from the sewers  to the surrounding countryside as they held no further challenge or mysteries for him. a year later and Keith has developed the ability to "taste" and identify various soils. He is sensitive to the light and generally distrustful of those he does not know well. He eats only roots, burrowing animals, and, if the rumor is to be believed, insects.