Stealing My Bonnet! With The Good Elastic... 😫...you Best Be Lucky I Love You Like That Or We Be Scrapin'

Took the quiz myself and I must say ..they are correct! Lol take it for fun!!

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let us see what kinda bimbo you are pretty girl 🥺💞

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this is ridiculous.

All good points and that is also why sero is DADDY 🥴🤤🥰

My darling horny friend I have decided to give you a list of reasons why SERO is golden simp material.

1. His quirk requires him to have proper upper body strength to swing like he does. This means his shoulders are broad and thickly muscled, his biceps can crack a walnut with very little effort, his upper back is fucking shredded for his body type.

2. His fighting style incorporates alot of acrobatics and gymnastics. The man is flexible as fuck, with power in those lean muscles.

3. He has a sarcastic sense of humor and uses it to roast his friends but at the same time he is respectful and gentlemanly to all people he encounters.

4. He is never afraid of BAKUGOU'S temper and has no problem going head to head with him or any other friends whether in training, debates, or morality.

These are just the cannon reasons.

The non cannon reasons are just as good.

1. He will notice you like how surprisingly strong he is and do little things to tease you and get you flustered through out the day.

2. He's almost always up to try new things in bed.

3. He's happy to indulge you and make sure your happy even when you get bratty.(you definitely get a punishment later but you enjoy every minute of it.)

4. Multi lingual man with big ol dick.

5. He loves with his whole heart and is never shy about announcing it to anyone who questions it.

6. If your into 420 he likes to baby you and shotgunning with you on his lap alone and at home.

These are my reasons ❤

why are you guys tryna turn me into a Sero simp and why am I kinda digging it........

Baku in a skirt..😩🥵🥴💦☠️⚰️🥀

Short Fics

Bakugou

Greek Mythology AU

Mommy Kink

Both of you wearing skirts

On god!! On godddddd!! Y'all hoes are gonna just gonna 🔫🔫🔫🔫🥴🥵🤤⚰️

I’m in Love with A Stripper pt. 1 (FINISHED VERSION)

(Kirishima x Stripper! Reader)

(Art by @sandiestcupid on Instagram)

(I might do a part 2 idk yet but here’s the continuation. Trigger warnings: cuckolding, wax play, light bdsm mention, sex for sale)

Kirishima waited patiently by the back door nodding to every lady that trickled out of the building until, finally, you drifted out.

A smile lit up his face as you shuffled towards him in your comfy fuzzy slides.

“Hey Little Bit.”

“Hey Big Red.” You shot back.

You’d long since given up on tryin to convince your friend to stop calling you Little Bit. It was a futile attempt anyway because everyone was “little” to the mammoth that was Kirishima Eijirou. The man was six foot five inches of pure bulking muscle, making him the perfect bouncer and personal bodyguard for the strip club you worked at.

“What’s the move for tonight, babe?” Kirishima asked, grabbing your duffel bag and carrying it to the car for you.

“The move is bed,” you replied, wearily, “we’ve got an early day tomorrow.”

“Damn, already?” He frowned as he held the passenger door to his red Wrangler open for you.

“Unfortunately, I’m booked and busy all day.”

“Fine. Am I spending the night again?”

“Might as well.” You replied.

“Fine, but I better get a deluxe suit if I have to suffer on that pull out.” The man grimaced.

“Oh please! You love my pull out.”

“Love is a strong word, Pebbles.” Kirishima shot you an amused grin, making you giggle.

This was the occasional routine for you two and it had been for a while.

It was common to have issues with stalkers and creeps as a dancer, but it was a completely different thing to come home to one of those stalkers jacking off on your door knob. Luckily that was where Kirishima had stepped in.

He’d noticed the weirdo tailing you one night after you left the club, and decided to follow you both just to be safe. Even after you had split off to get some gas, Kirishima had kept on the stalker’s tail as he continued on to your apartment.

Needless to say you were shocked to see some hairy asshole getting his face bashed in by the bouncer.

From that night on, Kirishima became more vigilant over not only all the other girls, but you especially. After the incident, he reported the customer, getting them banned. He also made sure you got home safely, greeted you when you came in, and even took you to and from work for a short while after the incident.

Eventually, a friendship grew between the two of you and you guys began hanging out outside of work as well. It was scary letting Kirishima know about your side hustle at first, but in true Kirishima fashion, he was a perfect gentleman about it.

“Hey, who am to judge?” He’d beamed at you. “As long as you’re being safe about it, who cares?” He’d shrugged, “although I will say; you should get some sort of protection for yourself if you’re gonna be meeting with these guys.”

To which you replied: “How bout you?”

That’s how Kirishima became not only one of your closest friends, but also your personal security guard whenever you met up with your clients.

He was with you so often for your appointments, that he’d begun staying the night at your place occasionally; even keeping clothes at your apartment.

“Alright sleeping beauty, here we are.” Kirishima announced, jogging you out of your sleep as he pulled into a guest parking spot. “Let’s get you inside since we have a big morning ahead of us.”

You groaned as Kirishima climbed out of the truck and got your bag from the back seat. When the burly man opened your door, you stretched out your arms to him, giving a pout that made his heart flutter.

“Carry me, my feet hurt.” You whined.

Kirishima’s heart melted into a puddle as he reached in to pull you out.

“Alright, alright you big baby. Come on.”

He carried you easily up the stairs to your apartment. By the time the man got you into your bedroom you were already knocked back out. He settled you against the bedspread and admired your face, soft with slumber.

Damn you were beautiful.

Sweet, and funny, and hard working. You were everything a man could want in a woman, and he felt fortunate just to be your friend. Still, his eyes ran down your supple body as his thoughts turned less wholesome, he wondered how much longer he could keep watching you fuck other men. Giving yourself away to guys who were below you. That didn’t deserve you and couldn’t give you the type of love and protection he could.

“Kiri?” You muttered, sleepily. His heart leapt.

“Yes, Pebbles?”

“Will you cuddle with me?”

The suggestion of being pressed against your soft, little body made his dick strain in his pants.

“You sure, y/n?”

“Mmhhmm...”

“Fine,” he smiled. Stripping off his shirt and down to his boxers, Kirishima slid under the soft sheets behind you, and crushed your body close.

You sighed, softly. “You’re so warm, Red...”

He let his hand settle on your round hip and pressed closer against you, fighting to keep his erection down.

“You too, y/n. Now go to sleep.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nervous eyes shifted to the huge man standing over your shoulder glowering.

“This is my bodyguard, Kirishima.” You announced, cheerily.

“I’ll just be making sure things go smoothly.” The burly redhead added. He touched the gun in the waistband of his jeans. “Otherwise I’ll be out of your way.”

His usually bright voice was void of all its humor and friendliness.

“Uh, ok.” The man nodded skittishly.

Grabbing his hand, you lead him from Kirishima’s room in the conjoined suite and over to your side. You threw a conspiratorial wink over your shoulder at Kirishima and he shot one back.

Once the door closed, he headed back into his room and flipped down on the bed, turning on the t.v. He wondered how long you would take. After all he had to get the timing right.

Five minutes later, the big man stood from the bed and crept to the door that connected your rooms. He pressed an ear to the door, but couldn’t hear much besides muffled movements.

Quietly he cracked the door and scoped out your position. When he spotted you on your knees in front of your client, he bit his lip.

“Look at you,” you teased, “you’re shaking you want to me suck it so bad.”

“Mmm, please, I c-can hold out a li-little while longer.”

“Oh?” Your pretty pink tongue trailed up the side of the man’s dick and you gripped his balls. “Can you? You seem ready to burst and I haven’t even throated you yet.”

Kirishima’s Ruby eyes narrowed and he rubbed his own growing erection through his pants. He loved hearing you talk shit like that. After all, he knew you could back it up.

“What if I just took the head in? Could you handle yourself then?”

And then you did. The client’s breath caught and his eyes rolled back.

Kirishima suppressed a moan a spike of desire and pure envy shot through him simultaneously. He could only imagine what that warm, sweet mouth of yours would feel like wrapped around his thick dick.

After another three minutes of teasing, the man’s dick was engulfed in the your mouth while he held your head in place and pumped you along.

“Fuck yes~yesss, y/n~”

The man moaned. Kirishima pretended it was him. He slowly pulled out his heavy cock and supported himself against the door frame as his large hand pumped his length. He pretended it was your hot mouth. Pretended he was the way grabbing your head and praising you while you moaned and choked on his manhood.

Y/n...

He thought.

He squeezed himself, feeling his nut coming as you loudly slurped and groaned. If he was fucking your mouth you’d barely be able to breath, let alone make all that noise...he would have made sure of it. He grit his sharp teeth.

I’d cum all down that greedy throat. You perfect little cumslut.

Fuck, he was coming. The harder and faster you gulped that asshole’s dick, the more intense his nut built up.

Finally, Kirishima felt his orgasm exploding. He came in the tissue he’d kept on hand and watched as you smiled at your client, wiping your mouth.

Such a good girl. So Perfect.

He thought.

“That was amazing.” The man sighed. “You’re amazing, y/n.”

“I try.” You giggled.

“You succeed.” The guy handed you another roll of bills. “I’ll definitely be doing business with you again.”

“Thank you, baby. Have a good day.”

“I certainly will!” The man replied, there was a bright look in his eyes and finally he left.

Kirishima snuck back into his room before you could knock at his door. No doubt about to let him know you were done with client number one. One thing was for sure, this was going to be a long work day.

For the next hour, Kirishima imagined himself in all manner of provocative positions with you as you serviced your clients.

There was the big guy who liked to be spanked and rode cow girl style. The short man who wanted to be spat on. The beanpole who had you step on him and drip hot wax down his back. The bow legged guy who fucked you doggy style until you were cross eyed. Finally there was shower guy, who insisted on fucking you in the shower.

Thank god for the running water because Kirishima was practically crying with pleasure as he shot off yet another nut to the thought of himself in those douchebag’s positions.

Dammit, Pebbles. You’re such a fucking little freak. Fucking all these men without a break.

It seemed it took nothing for you to keep going and going. The man wiped his sweat slick forehead with thoughts of your beautiful, naked body bouncing on different dicks.

These guys weren’t good enough for you. None of them. They couldn’t fuck you right if you were able to keep going like this.

No, no, no.

You needed a real man to tame you. Someone who could handle every bit of your energy and throw it right back at you until you were begging him to stop. Until you were sore and sobbing from how good it hurt.

You needed a man like him. He just wondered if you would realize it on your own, or if he’d have to make you.

@lanaxians-2 @heckabitch @loving-secrets @2chickenwangs @theethiccestcapricorn @glam29 @tbugger01 @reiboa @scarletlove-123

👀👀👀👀💀⚰️🥀🤭🤭

cough because of bakugou’s quirk, not only is he hard most of the time, but he’s sensitive bc of the extra blood flow. you could probably see the veins on his dick throbbing prettily from just a light blow of air. he cums with his full body because of this too, words turning into simple minded grunts and grunts turning in to keens cause, “fuckin’. tight.” not only that, but if he ever fingered you, you’d be just as sensitive. he loves rolling you onto your back and playing with your hole, rubbing around and inside and out, pulling and rubbing at any flesh that’s now puffy and flushed. laughing when you jerk and ask for a break, only to cry as he forces you to cum within inconceivable time frames of ten seconds while only rubbing the feverish skin. he loves the control he has over you so easily, but he’s always blown away when you get that control back cough

Legit! Fuck you, you fucking explosive pomeranian! Love you baku boo but you play too much!!!!!😫😫😫

Y/N’s stretching right? She didn’t expect her man to come in while she’s doing downward dog and lemme tell you, this queen has an arch for dayzzzz that no one knew about!!! Let’s see how Sero, Aizawa, Dabi, and Bakugo react to such a perfect position.

sero

ahh good ol’ downward dog eh?

maybe he’ll give you some downward dog dick

hey why’d you push him away?

“i’m trying to do yoga, i just got into this pose and i have to hold it — wait until i’m finished you damned sex hungry bum.”

he laughed and held his elbow out, throwing out and wrapping his tape around your waist

picking you up and carrying you to the bed with a quickness

dabi

girl what the fuck is you doing?

dabi’s never seen any shit like that

all he sees is, their back is arched and ass is up

you want some dick or something?

“what are you doing? presenting yourself like that where anyone could see?”

“dabi... i’m stretching, please shut the hell up.”

aizawa

he knows what you’re doing

but he wants to spend time with you :(

zawa’ sits down in front of you with his back against the wall

he’s holding the calico cat you adopted to liven the house and she jumps out of his hands onto the arch of your back

“hah, even she knows what’s sexy, think it’s a lesbian cat?”

“shota please.”

bakugou

pfft bakugou is stretching with you

but let’s be real, even with his snatched waist he can’t go all the way down like you’re doing

it pisses him off to the max

he wants to mess up your stretch so he can fix his pride, so he slaps your ass with hot and heavy hands

the sting caused you to yelp and fall down, it had you holding your ass cheek and rolling on the ground

“fuck you!”

I would think that's what all of us would want 🤤🤤🥹🥹

Breed me until my pussy is dripping cum please!! Then keep fucking me till I turn into a dumb little slut.

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𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐒.

—cw: gn!reader, nipple pinching, sucking.

— A/n: This is for ma boy's birthday. I haven't proofread it tho. Just a short drabble.

— 𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑!𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎 who smirks everytime you visit him. He is always excited to serve his favorite customer. Your septum piercing was the one he was very proud of. It made you look hotter.

"What shall I do for you today, y/n?" he dramatically bowed.

"Mhm...I actually had a very wild thought last night and I decided to go for it," you replied, nervously biting on your index finger nail.

"Like?"

"Like my nipples?" There was a extension of speech in your last word, unsure about going with it. But it caught Geto by the utmost surprise. He didn't know what he was expecting but it was definitely not this.

"O-okay! We can do that." You were taken aback by the excitement in his tone. Suguru has always been so trustworthy, and he is a professional so, you decided to go for it.

...

Suguru gulped when you exposed your chest to him. Your nipples perked up, and your cheeks were flustered. The urge he had to pass on a comment on your amazing tits— Ugh.

"They look- uhm- amazing," he complimented, not taking eyes off them. Something sinister in his stare pulled you in a trance. Your breath getting heavier and heavier as the seconds passed.

"Y-you can touch them if you want."

"Well, I have to baby." Eyes widening at his words but he quickly covered it with something a little more "professional".

"I mean...in order to pierce it, I have to touch it."

"Right." You both left a nervous laughter.

It would be okay, right? Nothing awkward. You were just getting something you wanted for a long time. But you wanted more, right?

The moment he touched your perky nipples, you moaned out an audible "hmm", making it obvious how much you like it.

"M-more. Touch me more." There was no need for words furthermore. He wanted it. You did too.

Suguru went a little rough and pinched them hard, earning a squeal from you. Your foot started rubbing against his flexed biceps.

"Do you mind?", he aggressively stood up, bending a little down to face your chest. You damn well knew what he meant.

"No. P-please, suck it." As soon as you said those words, his tongue was all over them. He kissed you, pushing your torso a little for a better angle. You could feel his bulge against your bottom.

He wasted no time to suck your nipples. He started with a gentle swirl of his tongue. It felt so good to have his warm mouth on them. But as minutes passed, he got hungry. Big hands cupping the skin, gathering them trying to fit more and more in his mouth.

"F-fuck." He moaned. Sending vibrations in your body.

"I want more—your hands brushed against his hardened cock— More of you."

"Suguru, are you done? We have another appointment in 10 minutes," Shoko, his manager yelled near the door.

"Cancel them!" He looked straight into your eyes with that lustful gaze. "I'm busy with something important right here."

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