Awe, he would be such a gent too sweet naught sero
Bubble bath and naughty whispers with Sero pls pls pls
“Almost there, babe, what are you? Scared?”
“I’m being led blindfolded into god knows where to do god knows what—yes, I’m scared!”
When your boyfriend came to you saying that he had a surprise you were a bit surprised. Sero knew you didn’t like surprises because you hated the idea of possibly reacting the wrong way, but you trusted your boyfriend. Hence why you now found yourself being led through the house blindly being guided by your boyfriend’s strong hands towards the bathroom.
“You know you can trust me.”
“Pffftt!”
You heard his warm laughter and it made you smile. Finally you felt the cool tiles of the bathroom floor beneath your flexing toes.
“Alright, Amor,” the blindfold got lifted, “open your eyes.”
You blinked a few times, and gasped as the dark shapes took focus in the flickering candlelight.
“Sero, oh my god...”
The huge jacuzzi tub was surrounded by small tea candles on the rim and taller ones leading up to it. Rose petals sprinkled the floor and the humidity of the water made the air hazy.
“This is so amazing.”
“Yeah?” Sero whispered against your neck, big hands massaging your shoulders. “Let’s jump in then, yes?”
Your legs felt like jelly as your boyfriend’s long fingers caressed your sides and he slipped your shirt off.
You let him slide down your pants and underwear before helping him out of his own clothes.
“Up we go,” Sero exclaimed, scooping you in his arms bridal style much to your delight.
He carried you both into the warm water and dipped you both in the water.
“Goddd that’s amazing~” you sighed
“You’re amazing.” He cooed back.
On the rim of the tub rested a bottle of wine and two glasses accompanied by a tray with chocolates.
“Baby, really?!” You squealed pointing to the treats.
“Mhm. It’s Valentine’s Day, love, you deserve nothing less.”
Grabbing the bottle, you noted the concentration of alcohol with a quirked brow.
“Mmhhmm..you sure you’re not just using that as an excuse to get me too drunk to say no to you?”
Sero smirked back and his touch reached your sex beneath the water, making you gasp.
“Oh, love,” he pulled you closer to his taut body, “trust me I don’t need alcohol for that.” His warm mouth tasted your neck before he nibbled at your ear. “I wouldn’t want to do that anyway. I like it when my baby wants and needs me completely.”
“Hanta~” his warm breath tickled your skin and made goosebumps rise. You could feel his manhood flexing against your ass beneath the water.
“Tonight I really just want to take care of the most amazing being I’ve ever met, yeah.” He kissed your neck again. “Sound good to you, Amor?”
You nodded growing weaker at his every touch and word.
“Sounds good, babe.”
*sips wine and whines* can I just get fucked stupid like this?! Please 🙏 daddy please 🙏 🥺 God please!!
Netflix & Willy’s Down
Honey’s Masterlist
↬ Pairing:Mirio Togata x Black Female Reader x Tamaki Amajiki
↬ Warning:NSFW,18+,Minors DNI
↬ Disclaimer:Threesome,Rim,Oral,Anal,Split Roast,Tentacles,Praise,Creampie,Dumbification,
Cervix Kissing,Handjob,Double Penetration,Throat Fucking,Light Impact Play,M/F/M
↬ Word count:1.5k
Note:Thanks @daisy-bakugo for creating this collaboration & congratulations on 1k! I think I’ve outdid myself with this one lmao but who knows.
The Pornscape Collab [ MDNI ]
»»——— ❀ ———««
Saturday Nights was Movie Marathon Night with Mirio,Tamaki,Nejire and little ole you were y’all watch bad movies and pig out until y’all fell asleep just to get ready the next day for work.
Every Saturday night event was held either between the boys' shared apartment or Nejire apartment and yours as well. But tonight Nejire wasn’t able to host it at her home so y’all went to your apartment because it was closer than the boys.
Everything was set up smoothly and Netflix was pulled up on the big screen in the living room. Blankets and pillows were pulled out then laid all over the place for everyone to get comfortable in it while being able to reach for the food or remote.
Now all there was to do was find a movie to watch that everyone would like. It had to be something with comedy,action and a bit of drama because what could go wrong with that. Well y’all was two movies deep into movie night and it was Tamaki’s turn to pick the next movie.
As y’all was watching the movie a sex scene popped up on the screen causing Tamaki to yelp and try to scramble for the remote but Mirio stopped him and grabbed the remote dangling it in front of the embarrassed man.
“Come Tamaki the movie is just getting good, isn’t that right sunshine?” Mirio jokingly said while looking over to you watching their interaction over the remote. The raunchy moaning with background music wasn’t any help to the situation at all.
Placing a calm hand onto the trembling Tamaki; he flinches a little bit from contact but he welcomes the touch regardless. “It’s okay with me and besides this kind of scene doesn’t last long anyway.” You said leaning more onto him with a soft smile.
Oh how that was a bold face lie to your previous statement made to Tamaki.
And that’s how you ended up with your legs pressed wide open and Mirio holding you down by your thighs slurping away at your dripping cunt. As you’re busy with Tamaki riding your tongue moaning all pretty like. You were double hand jerking him off twisting different ways while going up and down with ease because the precum leaking from his dick.
Tamaki activated his quirk to fondle your nipples with the suction cups and jerked Mirio off at the same time. You slapped Tamaki ass making him yelp from the pleasurable pain. Your moans were muffled by tamaki cute ass as mirio started sucking harder on your clit being stuffed with three fingers caressing your spongy spot that’s making you see stars. He felt you tighten around him even more as if you were about to cum.
“Come sunshine don’t be stingy with me”Mirio said, lifting up a bit, pressing his thumb on your clit and rubbing circular motion.
Then he goes and starts making out with the blushing elf getting his ass eaten so deliciously by you feeling your wet muscle twisting and wiggling in there against his prostate. He trembles and tries his hardest not to lose his mind to the wet ass handjob you’ve been giving by tickling Mirio's tight hole.
Mirio's hips were pumping into Tamaki’s grip, feeling himself getting ready to cum he stopped kissing him and started sucking on the tip of his dick. Moaning from the intense pleasures they both had cum. Tamaki scrambling off of you as Mirio picked you up and placed you into a full Nelson.
“Are you enjoying yourself y/n?”tamaki mutters out. Rubbing Mirio’s hard cock against you as you nodded your head yes moaning at the sensation of the fat long cock. Tamaki looked at Mirio and nodded his head then guided him into you.
Mirio immediately started thrusting up into you at gear grinding pace as tamaki was kitten licking what couldn’t fit inside. He was rubbing your clit, the squelching sounds of your wet abused pussy was filling the room.You couldn’t think straight, feeling him ramming up into you, the coil in your belly getting tighter than usual.
Drooling at this point when you felt that coil snap and you squirted all over Tamaki making a big mess almost forcing Mirio outside of your womb. Mirio slowed down then pulled out and lined himself up with your puckering hole as Tamaki climbed up in front of you with his thick member dribbling with more precum the tip was a blushing pink as he lined himself up.
Tamaki eased himself inside of you groaning at the feeling of your velvet walls squeezing him so deliciously. He started thrusting to keep your attention on him as Mirio worked his way inside of your tight ass. Mirio was whispering praises into your ear easing until he was all the way to the hilt and feeling Tamaki moving inside of that thin spongy layer.
“Fuck sunshine keep sucking me in like that — ah you’re taking Tamaki so well y/n.”Mirio grunted out. As Tamaki started ramming into your soft cervix causing you to squeal and cream around him and Mirio. Mouth hanging open, Tamaki started sucking on your tongue and Mirio was sucking on your neck.
It was almost too much going on between the three of you and you trying your hardest to keep up but it dissolved into nothing but babbling fuck toy between two proheros with insane stamina.
Your third orgasm was approaching hot and deliriously fast for you to control it and it was a big one;gripping onto Tamaki shoulders tightly as you feel the band snap and curving into the deepest arch — squirting all over the place eyes rolled back a silent scream left your mouth hanging opened.
The boys followed right behind in their own orgasmic high as cum was leaking outside of you they pulled out one at a time changing the position again.
You were laying down on the couch and Tamaki on top of you in the 69 position as Mirio was sucking on a Tamaki tight rim spitting in his hole while massaging his soft ass cheeks.You was massaging Tamaki balls and sucking his tip as he was eating you out moaning into your cum filled pussy.
Mirio was grinding his fat dick against Tamaki hole groaning at the feeling then slowly pushing himself inside causing the man to arch his back and let out a deep sigh feeling his much bigger counterpart entering him and nestling balls deep.
As Mirio was fucking into tamaki while you was still sucking on tamaki dick and now gripping onto mirio strong thighs as you was close to cumming again.
Feeling Tamaki try his hardest not lose focus on tongue fucking you and playing with your clit. Mirio cums first gripping onto the slim waist of tamaki tightly grounding himself deeply inside throbbing. Then tamaki followed right behind him, spilling his thick load down your throat forcing you to swallow every last drop in your cute little mouth.
Lastly you follow right behind them as tamaki pinches your clit causing your sweet orgasm to move up to the forefront to make its presence known as your back arched off of the couch and your squealing was muffled by the boy's current weight on top of you.
Pulling out of Tamaki they moved your overly relaxed body around so that you were facing Mirio with him holding your blissed out face. As Tamaki got behind you and lifted up your hips grabbing your left leg turning a little bit to split you in half on his overstimulated dick.
“You’re doing amazing sunshine, can you give us one more?” Mirio muttered to you but all you could do was preen at him, being so close eyes rolling back as Tamaki slides back into fluttering walls with ease.
Your mewling as Mirio coos sugary sweet words to you and trying to respond back but your mind was blank. Holding your mouth opened Mirio stood back up smearing his oozing precum all on your lips and tongue then sliding into your wet drooling mouth.
He starts thrusting into your mouth with ease as he leans over to kiss Tamaki and to play with your cum filled rim. Mirio’s grip tighten as he was fucking that dangling thang in the back of your throat; causing you to breathe through your nose that was buried in his blonde pube.
Eyes watering up you were lapping him up as he kept moving inside your mouth. Groaning into the kiss Tamaki’s nails were digging into your leg and hips as he picked up the pace, feeling clamp down on him again even tighter this time. Mirio’s hand slid from your ass to your sloppy wet cunt and started rubbing circles around your clit with his thumb pressing down.
It was all too much for you after the countless orgasms were reduced to a whiny blubbering mess. Your poor arms gave out on you but Mirio still held you up not even losing his tempo. The different thrusts from them had you seeing stars before your vision blacked out.
Feeling soft kisses and a warm sponge cleaning you off. Opening your eyes slowly you saw the two boys cleaning you up and leaving kisses on the tender parts.
“I guess we kinda went overboard this time huh ?”Mirio sheepishly said while rubbing the back of his neck. Leaving Tamaki blushing and still wiping away, not looking you in the eyes.
»»——— ❀ ———««
©Honey-Bunii 2021. All rights reserved.Do not repost, translate or copy my works.
🥴🥴🤯😖 god just let me faint..too much for my lil ol' heart
guitarist!todoroki x fem!reader
summary: something straight outta wattpad! you go to a rock band’s concert and stand front row of the stage. The band’s vocalist /guitarist catches your eye and.. well, the rest is history! this is the story of how you first met.
author’s note: soooo.. how yall been? i kinda said fuck it to the schedule i made. why force myself to make content when I just can’t ya know? I’d much rather upload content when it’s at it’s best. so enjoy! I used some lyrics from some of my favorite rock songs for this, can you guess em? Also the art work above isn’t mine!
warnings: smut (duh.), drug use (weed), size kink, pinch of daddy kink, spitting, degradation
It was a hot Saturday night. You were all dressed up and excited to see your favorite heavy metal band the Diaspora play in your city. You were a huge fan, their posters adorned your bedroom walls. You’ve been a fan since they first came out as a cover band.
The members were all pretty fuckin cute, especially the band’s front man. Todoroki Shoto.
He was so handsome; black and red half and half hair, grey sullen eyes, the sexy scar on the left side of his face only adding to the edginess of his visage. His tattoos coated his left arm in a sleeve, his eyebrow pierced as well as his lower lip. He was fucking hot. Obviously not the kind of guy who would pay any attention to you right?
You threw on the Diaspora t-shirt you bought just weeks before the show and tied it in the back so it could be a little cropped and called your uber, frantically spraying perfume in a panic that you were going to be late to the concert. You ran outside, saying goodnight to your roommate as you rush out the door and jump into the car.
“Hey. I’m Shoto Todoroki and I’m the lead singer and guitarist for the band The Diaspora. Hope to see you guys at the show tonight at 8.” You hear as smoothe and sultry voice play over the radio.
You swoon and text some buddies who were also going to the show in excitement, the rush going straight to your brain in a haze as you blast some of their music in your headphones.
When you arrive to the stadium, you spot your best friend from highschool Nejire Hado. You two actually grew up together and even graduated together. It was like you two were sisters, inseparable since birth. Nejire saw you and waved excitedly, squealing with glee and motioned you to come to her spot in line.
“Y/N!!!! Over here!!” She yelled, causing you to run over and jump up and down with her.
“I can’t believe we’re finally here!” You say.
“Me either! Hey, did you hear? There’s rumor’s going around that their having an after party after the show! We have to go, Y/N please say yes.” Nejire rambled, clapping her hands with an inability to contain her excitement.
You look down at your shoes, unsure at first. What if you aren’t even allowed inside? It could be VIP only.
“Fuck it. Let’s go!” You say, causing Nejire to scream and laugh with joy.
Suddenly, the band’s security comes outside to greet the fans waiting to come inside for the show.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, please enter in a single fil-“ the poor guy couldn’t even finish his sentence before hundreds of eager fans rush past him and squeeze into the stadium doors, running as fast as the could to get to their seats.
Luckily for you and Nejire, you had front row tickets. Those days of refreshing the page for them as they sold out every second really paid off. You grab Nejire’s hand and run inside, elbowing and clawing your way through to your spot with your best friend by your side. The lights suddenly go dim and the crowd goes insane.
The show’s about to start. You heart seemed to float up into your throat as you stood sweating and nervous, Nejire screaming her head off and jumping up and down when the band came rising up from the bottom of the stage. Smoke covers them for a while until it clears and all you see is Todoroki standing above you, the real him finally being exposed to you as you gaze from the crowd.
He was even more handsome in person. Tonight he wore black jeans and a white band tank top ,showing off his muscular and tattooed arms. Chains hung on his hip and his boots as he propped his foot up on the amplifier in front of him.
“YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” He screamed into the mic, causing the crowd to scream impossibly louder. He smirked, causing you to feel woozy just seeing him look so smug, as if he knew the effects he had on his fans.
You could’ve died right there a happy woman as the band started to play their hit single, the gritty sound of the electric guitar sending chills up your spine as you and Nejire headbang and dance to the music. You sing along to the top of your lungs, watching as Todoroki owned the stage. You gaze up at him again to see something completely and utterly unbelievable.
He was looking right at you.
You gasp, your eyes widening as you lock eyes with him. Shoto kneeled down towards you and reached his hand out to you. You almost scream and grab his tattooed hand with both of your own and smile at him, keeping your eyes focused on his. Shoto took your hand and kissed it as he sang a pretty racy part of his song to you,
“I wanna take you home.” (sleeping with sirens fans?? your nickle aint worth my dime???? NO?)
Oh. My. God
“OH MY FUCKING GOD! Y/N, HE-“ Nejire screamed, just as excited as you. You stood there shocked and flustered, staring into space. Todoroki fucking Shoto just kissed your hand. Shoto smirked and let your hand go, continuing the rest of his show in hopes you got the message. He wanted you. It was common sense that you go to the afterparty now.
The show continued for another 2 hours, Todoroki now dripping in sweat from the hot lights shining upon him and his band.
“Thank you all so much for coming out. For those invited, I’ll see you all at the afterparty! Goodnight everyone!” Todoroki bellowed to the crowd, causing them to cheer him and the band off the stage.
You stand there, high off of every guitar riff and belt from the performance feeling sad that the concert was over. But a rush of hope filled your heart in knowing that you were going to see Shoto again soon. You and Nejire walk out of the stadium hand in hand as you discussed the plan to get to the party.
“So the party is not too far from here, exactly 15 minutes away. We could totally call an uber.” Nejire explains, saying that it’s going to be held in Todoroki’s mansion.
When you both arrive at Todoroki’s Mansion your jaws drop. A huge fountain greeted your uber driver’s car, cobblestone driveways leading you towards his front door. There were hedge sculptures all over the front yard and expensive cars adorned the driveway as you and Nejire step out of the car to see the line to get into the party. Damn. More lines.
You approach the security guard; the same one from earlier that night with a nervous wave.
“U-Um excuse me sir, we’re on the list..” You said unconfidently. Nejire nervous laughed and nudged you for sounding so unsure after giving you a long confidence pep-talk in the car.
“Sorry, kiddo. I’m not seein’ an ‘Y/N’ or a ‘Nejire’. Back o’ the line, ladies.” The security guard huffed, hardly even looking at his list.
“Nah it’s cool, Ben. Let them in.” You hear a familiar voice utter before you get the chance to turn around and walk to the back of the line. Sure enough it was Todoroki standing there, joint lit and eyes hazy. Clearly stoned.
It was like he got more gorgeous as you got closer to him, your cheeks heating up as you realize you’re literally standing in front of your fucking celebrity crush. Nejire squeals and runs inside to go find the drummer and get his number, she says drummers do it harder.
Shoto took you by the hand and led you inside the rager in his foyer. The smell of beer and weed absorbs your nostrils as you walk inside with Shoto in hand, watching as Nejire talks up the drummer with ease as if she already knew him from way back when.
Todoroki sat down on the most comfortable couch you have ever sat in with you next to him, taking a big drag of his joint and motioning it towards you.
“Wanna hit? It’s not laced. Promise.” He said cooly, slowly blowing out the smoke. You take it and take a hit, coughing a little as you puff out the smoke.
Damn this must be what rich people smoke.
“Good huh? Grew it myself. Heh.” Todoroki laughed a little as he watched you take another hit.
“Shit. I didn’t introduce myself. I’m Y/N. Nice to meet you, finally.” You say, nervousness coating your tongue. Shoto gave you a warm smile, his hazy eyes gleaming in the dim lights of the room.
“Gorgeous name for a gorgeous girl.” Shoto said, kissing the same hand he did at the concert.
You heat up, your panties becoming slightly wet at him touching and kissing you. He smirked and grabbed you by your chin to make sure you look him directly into his grey orbs.
“When I saw you in the crowd, I almost couldn’t keep my eyes off you.” He said into your ear, causing your mind to block out any outside sound that wasn’t his voice. You gulp, blinking dumbly as you try to find the words to say something.
“I-I, um. Th-thank you.” You say, looking down into his lap. Shoto pulled away to smoke his joint a little more. You two talked all night, everyone around you both becoming irrelevant as you seemingly grow closer together.
Strangely, none of the rumors about Todoroki were true. He wasn’t this stuck up asshole the media made him out to be. He was calm and gentle, the sweetest guy you’ve ever had the pleasure of having a conversation with. You learned so much about him that night. He was so misunderstood.
You’re high now and completely hazy as you and Todoroki make out on the couch. You’re not sure how you two even got to this point but you loved it. One thing led to another and now you were straddling him on the couch, his hands in your back pockets as he groped and squeezed your ass.
Your lips mingled as you moan into the kiss, Todoroki’s tongue slipping into your mouth to make home of it. The kiss got so hot your pussy was sopping wet underneath your jeans as you mindlessly grind against him for some kind friction.
Todoroki pulled away and started kissing your neck, damn near ripping your clothes off in front of the entire party. You’re gasping and grabbing at his clothes, forgetting where you are as you become desperate for him. You wanted him so bad and you knew he wanted you too.
“Wanna get out of here? Go upstairs I mean.” Shoto asked, huffing into the skin of your neck as his hard dick poked at your thigh.
“God yes.” You say breathily. As soon as he got your consent he carried you upstairs, the party raising their glasses and their blunts in celebration for Todoroki getting some.
“YES! Y/N tell me everything okay!?” Nejire yelled drunkenly, pulling away from her makeout session with the band’s drummer. You giggle and wave down at her, Todoroki laughing softly as he watched the interaction between you and your best friend.
“Just so you know, princess. I’m not going to go easy on you.” Shoto said, pinning you against the hallway wall.
“I don’t want you to.” You mewl, leaning into his neck to nip at it. Shoto let out a low chuckle and nearly kicked down his bedroom door, tossing you onto his luxurious california king bed.
You take a quick look around his darkly colored room, black walls with coordinating grey funiture. Posters of his inspiration adorned his walls, almost similar to your room just $100,000 richer. He had a mirror above his bed as you look up at your reflection you see Todoroki crawl on top of you, unbuttoning and pulling your jeans off in one fell swoop.
You’re immediately embarrassed, forgetting it was laundry day at home so you threw a thong on because you didn’t have anything else to wear. It was black and lacy and oh so skimpy you quickly move your hands to cover up in shame, Shoto grabbing your wrists and pinning your hands above your head.
“Heh. How’d you know I love lace?” Shoto teased, practically salivating at the sight of your smooth legs beneath him. “You’re so beautiful, you know that?” Shoto said, running his hands along your sides as if he was a lion playing with his prey before he ate it.
You bit your lip, dripping and hungry for some kind of touch in the places you needed him most, your nipples prodding at the thin fabric of your band tee. Yeah, you forgot to wear a bra. Shoto pulled your shirt above your head, tossing it somewhere and hissing at the sight of your bare breasts.
“No bra either? Man.. it must be my birthday. I’m gonna have fun with you, princess.” Todoroki says taking a nipple into his mouth, not breaking eye contact with you as he suckled gently following with short lick causing your entire body to catch flame.
You start moaning miserably, your whole body begging him to take you. Shoto pulls away from your nipple with a light pull of his lips and slips his hand down to your slit, caressing it agonizingly slow to tease you. He takes his other hand and presses his thumb to your lips.
“Open your mouth.” He rasped. And you did, sucking on his thumb as he rested it on your tongue making Shoto moan at the sight, humming a ‘good girl’ under his breath. Shoto held your mouth open and spit, pulling you into a sloppy kiss as he plunged his thick digits into your needy hole.
You arch your back off the bed, biting down onto Shoto’s lip as he finger fucked you without mercy. Your moans filled the air, Shoto watching you intently as he took your breast into his mouth once more.
“Sho- ah! I-I’m gonna-“ You bellow, trying to hold onto something for dear life as he brought you closer and closer to your peak.
“That’s daddy to you, princess. Try again and maybe I’ll let you cum around my fingers.” Shoto hissed, slowing his pumping fingers a bit to ensure you got the point.
He was in control. You pant, your chest heaving as you try to catch your breath only for it to get caught in your throat again. Desperate moans fall out of your mouth as you beg him to let you cum.
“D-Daddy!~” You gasp, Shoto leaning into your neck, his ear right next your mouth as you scream for him. You collapse into his arms, fucked out and stupid off Todoroki’s strong fingers. All those years of guitar weren’t for nothing.
“That’s it baby.. fuck, you made a mess.” Shoto cooed, slowly dragging his fingers out of you as he watched your slick stick to him sloppily. At this point, he’s so hard you can clearly see the veins in his dick jumping out of his pants, his size making you wince in pain before he even entered you.
“Think you can take all of me, princess?” Shoto asked, throwing his contricting pants and boxers somewhere across the room, releasing his impressive size for you to see. You gulp but nod, licking your lips at the sight of him.
Shoto smirked at your reaction and pumped himself a few times before teasingly tapping the head of his dick against your clit, causing you to yelp from the sensitivity of your abused core.
“Pleaseee.” You whine, Shoto grabbing you by the neck and choking you almost to tell you to shut up and be patient. He wastes no time in plunging into you, the thickness of his dick stretching your walls with a delicious sting.
You claw at his back as he bottomed out, gasping sharply as he filled you completely.
“Am I hurting you?” Todoroki asked with what little sympathy he had left in his body. You shook your head no, moaning as he stayed still inside you.
“P-P-Please move..” you mewl, chewing your bottom lip. Shoto smirked and began rutting his hips into yours at a rough pace, not really caring if you adjusted to him or not. Hard slaps and the sound of your whiny moans filled the room as the headboard of his bed slammed against the wall, probably alerting the entire party downstairs.
You’re screaming now, a moaning mess beneath him as he split you wide open. As your eyes rolled to the back of your head, Shoto throws your legs over his shoulder and starts pounding into you.
He’s going to make sure you’re unable to walk straight for the rest of the week, marking you as his.
“Fuckkk, daddy. S-Slow down.” You pleaded only for Shoto to ignore you and continue his pace, laughing at the shocked and fucked out face you were pulling.
“Told you I wasn’t taking it easy on you. Did you forget already, princess?” Shoto breathed, moving his hands to rub shallow circles into your clit.
Your toes curled up tightly as your orgasm ripped through your body, your moans reaching a cresendo as your scream Shoto’s name.
He hissed as your walls fluttered around him, your pussy gripping him tightly as he fucked into you continuosly.
“I hope you didn’t think I was through with you just because I made you cum. I’m not done yet, doll.” Shoto muttered through your pathetic whines for him to slow down.
He cooed praises at you, a “good girl” here and a “you take my dick so well” there until his thrusts got rusty and sloppy; a sign he was close to cumming.
“Shittt, where do you want me to-“
“I-Inside m-mee! Fuck, cum inside me!” You shriek. And so he did, fucking his hot stickiness into you for a while as you both moan and pant. Shoto rode out your climaxes for a while before slowly pulling himself out as he watched his cum ooze out of your abused pussy.
As Shoto flopped on the bed next to you, you both stare up at the mirror on his ceiling. You’re both sweaty and your hair was a fucking mess from being tossed around the bed for what seemed like hours.
“Shit. Probably late as fuck by now. You wanna stay the night?” Shoto asked, taking your hand and famously kissing it once more. You smile and nod, unable to form coherent sentences as you feel yourself doze off.
Todoroki jumps from his bed and opened the door, screaming from the top of the stairs, “Oi! All you motherfuckers can fuck off home!Party’s over!” You laugh and throw a pillow at him.
“Don’t be so mean, Sho. Uh.. C-Can I call you Sho?” You ask embarrassed.
“You keep fucking me like that you can call me whatever you want, angel.” Shoto groans, grabbing you by your face and kissing you sweetly.
“Honestly, I wanna go again. You down?”
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!!
Women empowering women, you go girl!
⚰️⚰️🥀🥀🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴IM SCREAMING YESS PLEASE GOD!!
“don’t run from it” + ur favorite bully 😞🫶🏽
“please, n-not here—“
“Ah-ah” he taunts you in that infuriatingly coy tone, tapping his finger on your leg, “bring that ass back here.”
“I have to… have t’get to class…”
the buttons on your cotton blouse, well what was left of them, come undone at the flick of his wrist— your face flushing with warmth at the cold breeze now tickling at the tops of your tits.
“always class with you— gotta take a test! need to study for next period!” he mocks while his dry hands plunge into the loose collar of your shirt, scratching your tits just right as he shamelessly fondles them to his liking. “but that’s okay, s’why I’m here...”
He tucks his head into the crook of your neck so you couldn’t slip away, fingers pinching and pulling at your poor nipples while his breath graces the tips of your ear.
“…right?”
Shinso Hitoshi— the bane of your existence and the resident alt loser in your college, you were certain he had more piercings than brain cells since you have yet to see him so much as pick up a book.
You’re still not sure what exactly he gets out of this, he’s never bothered to pull his dick out— always cooing that a doll like you has to “earn” it. that he appreciates your “tenacity ‘n enthusiasm“ despite the fact, as though you were asking from a lustful perspective and not a “it’d be nice if you would make your motives clear to understand” way—
“oW—!” you jumped at the sharp pain on your left nipple.
“What’d I say about zonin’ out on me, huh?” he lifted a hand to his mouth, tit in hand, and pressed soft, wet kisses around the inflamed bit of brown skin. “You know I hate hurting this sweet lil’ body of yours…”
Lies. Lies and falsehoods he spewed. You knew he was full of it, that he was just messing with you for his own twisted sense of amusement.
So why was your vision getting watery?
“There they are,” you watch his angel bite split with his grin. “Aww, is baby crying already?”
He moves his bulky hands to cup at your pudgy cheeks, shrewd grin growing wider when he caught you shivering from the cold metal on his fingers.
His wicked grin had shrunk into a pout as he cooed at you, “said I’m sorry, honey, what more do you want from me?”
you sniffle pathetically with furrowed brows and began biting your warbling lip as you tried turning away from his sickening gaze, to no avail. His hand was like stone so no matter how much you swiveled your neck, you always ended back in his line of sight.
All you could do was look in every direction but his each time he tried to invade your blurry vision.
“Givin’ me the silent treatment, hm? I pissed you off that bad, crybaby?”
You silently blinked away tears, body stiff as a rock against his chest as you waited in humiliating anger for him to finally finish his torment.
It’s one thing to feel you up in the women’s bathroom, but it’s a totally different thing to fondle you under the main staircase of your college.
He surprises you when his knees suddenly give out from under him, the six foot terror now crouching infront of you with that unbearably smug smirk.
“Lemme get in there ‘n make it up to you.”
You didn’t think your face could get any hotter, your head started to feel fuzzy while your skirt clad thighs squeezed themselves together.
“Ooo— baby likes that idea, doesn’t she?”
He barely gives you time to respond when hands grip and pull apart your clenched thighs, head still leveled with your tummy.
“N-no, no— can’t do this,” you whine stubbornly, “I gotta…”
He hums as though he’s out walking his dog, his strong, burly hands caressing and massaging the thick muscle in your thighs with the tenderness of a lover.
“Gotta…”
A soft warm sensation begins a small succession from the top of your tummy, pecking all the way down to that musky warmth in between your legs.
“G-got….”
A sugary kiss on your quivering mound.
“….please…”
He plots another kiss upon your thigh before his head tilts the slightest bit to allow his eyes to meet yours, shadowed by his hair and those god awful bags underneath them.
“I will, hun— be patient for me.”
You try to squirm but he’s just so strong. Your feet shuffle around the hallway tiles before his grip turns taut and eyes become cold.
A harsh ripping sound abruptly graced your ears.
You wanted to scream at him for treating your skirt though it were mere kindle yet your face dropped at a cool sensation wafting around your delicate clit.
“‘toshi— my leggings—!”
You couldn’t see it but you could sense how his eyes closed in reverence of your delicious, dripping pussy.
“hey, hey, hey…” he hushed as he plunged his head under your skirt, low growls rumbled in his throat and tickled you a bit.
Then came his mouth, faintly pecking along the outsides of your cunt.
You threw a hand against your mouth to block your dinky moans, tearfully watching the bump in your skirt dip and slink with great embarrassment.
“So sensitive…” you barely heard him through the fabric but you felt the heat of his breath hit your cunt as he began aggressively sniffing you, as though your musk was the finest perfume.
sniffle “‘toshi please, please jus’ lemme…”
You gasped when his tongue decided to pierce through your thick, heady folds— whimpers creeping through your lips at an unexpected cool sensation nudging its way into your damp little hole.
You jumped and jerked your hips back onto the wall but he yanked you right back into his lips and let his tongue flicker and curve around your labia, getting slick all over your inner thighs.
“Don’t run from it,” he grumbled into your pussy, lips swaddling a puckered fold and giving it a quick suckle before prying his mouth away from you entirely. “s’just my piercing, baby.”
Another deep dive, pausing mid stroke to slurp up all the slick your pussy generously gushed into his mouth.
“M-mmh…” Your shaky hands slowly hobbled down and latched onto his head over your wrinkled skirt, practically vibrating when you felt him chuckle inside of you.
“So fuckin good t’me…” he laps his way up to your clit, curling his lips around it and smacking his lips as he pulls away. “lookit my sweet girl— giving me so much cum.”
Your knees start to shake some more when his hand reaches up and grabs yours, those thick fingers unmoving as he simply holds you in his grip. He tugs it under your skirt for a second, pressing a soft kiss onto your wrist before moving it back to your side.
You were beginning to suffocate him now, legs incrementally closing around his neck in a weak effort to calm your nerves.
But he still kept stroking and sucking and groaning and talking—
“…‘cummin’,” you wheezed, chest rattling at the knot growing in your tummy. “I-It—it s’coming—“
He gives you nothing yet suckles with great vigor, lips twisting and twirling around your swollen, puffy folds, making sure to spread your wetness in every little crevasse of your pussy.
He laps his way back to your throbbing clit with a pool of your cum on his tongue, taking care to lather up the nub before wrapping his lips around it and sucking with all his might— uncaring of how loud his suckles echoed throughout the stairway.
Consequently, the knot finally unraveled and took your breath right along with it. Your remaining hand clasped against your mouth while the rest of your quivering body basked in the aftershocks of your orgasm, tingles of pleasure running up and down your spine.
You were rendered embarrassed by the minuscule moans and whimpers that managed to bypass your fingers, but that embarrassment was nothing compared to the rush of blood that hit your cheeks when the purple haired menace popped his head out from under your crumpling skirt.
His face was absolutely drenched— mouth upturned in a boyish grin, glistening with a mixture of spit and cum, his many piercings glinting in the low, ambient light in the stairway; his broad shoulders rose and fell with each of his heady, erratic breaths.
As he made his way back onto his feet, his neck bent around and scattered kisses all over your shaky legs; pushing small, amused gusts out his nose when you whimpered at each point of contact.
So cute.
Your eyes unfurled with great difficulty and gaze drearily at his wide chest, focusing hard enough to take note of some slight imprints through his shirt.
No way— he has nipple piercings?
“My eyes are up here, sweetheart.” he purrs, watching you gawk at his bust with immense satisfaction.
“I was just— I didn’t-“
“Don’t worry about it,” he brings his hand up to his mouth, still enshrouded in yours. “I know ‘m sexy…”
You felt his lips press on the tips of your fingers, even going out of his way and curling his tongue around some of them despite your sapped complaints about how “gross” he was.
“Y’think this is gross?” he quirked his brow, staring you down with dilated pupils as his kisses grew closer and closer towards your face— lips fluttering around your fingertips and down your forearms until they pressed curtly on your neck.
His eyes were lidded when he finally leaned into you, brushing his lips onto yours before he mumbled into your mouth.
“Let’s see how sweet you taste.”
What! Why?! Whyyyyyy do I WANT THIS?!!!!!
Yandere Yakuza Bakugo x Fem Black Darling
(Art by: @mlightfoott on Instagram)
(This has been on my mind for awhile)
You started as Bakugo’s personal assistant and occasional personal fuck doll.
Because: 💥 Come on, you think I hired your fine ass JUST to balance my books? Tch! Fuck outta here.
His words. He was drawn your stacked body, beautiful skin, and bright eyes full of intelligence and attitude
Even though your PA position came with extra work, You didn’t mind either job.
Bakugo paid you well and fucked you until you were pretty much bedridden.
In fact, that was the only way he kept you. Bedridden. Usually in his bed
If you think he wasn’t strategic about insisting you stay over the night to ‘rest’ until you ‘got back on your feet’ well, I got a beach house to sale you in Idaho.
Somehow or another you ended up moving up from his PA and fuck toy, to his woman
And what a move it was!
If you thought Bakugo spoiled your ass before?
Oh girl!
You can get the entire world if you want it
There’s just a few rules.
No talking to men whom aren’t on his team or aren’t service workers of some sort because..
💥 Daddy’s a little jealous baby girl. Can you fuckin blame me? Look how beautiful you are
If you do talk to someone he hasn’t approved of, no problem. Nothing a few explosive spanks on that pretty chocolate ass of yours can’t fix. You won’t make that mistake again will you?
And of course if any guy touches, harasses or flirts with you, you get the pleasure of hearing them be tortured in Bakugo’s “pleasure chambers” as he calls them
He also likes to pre-approve your outfits. He likes you scantily clad. You’d think he’d want you conservative, but no. He likes those short skirts that show off your pretty melanated legs, no bras so he can watch your nipples harden, tight jeans so he can watch that ass jiggle
Also, he enjoys watching men drool over what’s his
Never question his authority.
💥 I know what’s best for us, baby. Don’t worry.
If you do, we’ll, he’ll just have to throat fuck you until you’re too hoarse to talk now, won’t he? Maybe use one of those fun little toys that forces your mouth open
If he’s in the mood, you’re in the mood. PERIOD
💥 What the fuck do you mean, you’re tired?! You don’t do shit all day but spend my money.
He won’t force sex out of you, but you better either let him thigh fuck or tit fuck you until he’s satisfied.
You’re not allowed to go anywhere without him or one of his security guards
Speaking of going places, you better check in with him in hourly intervals or answer his calls. Failure to do so will result in revoked phone privileges and you being on lock down for months
He monitors your friends closely. Most of your friends are just other darlings or women in his crew.
And again you ain’t going no where without his permission or his guards. He doesn’t give af who those girls are. He still can’t trust em
He doesn’t share. Too jealous for that, but he does like an audience, so be prepared to get fucked in a meeting or on a conference table.
Definitely be prepared for people watch his goons beating off to you two and to catch them eye fucking you when Katsuki’s not looking
But the only people who can smash is the squad and that’s on special occasions
So, sure, there are some rules and regulations to being Bakugo’s kept woman, but as long as you follow them, the whole world is yours to have
Love the dynamic oh my god
Can we please get a mmf threesome where bakugo takes turns fucking izuku and y/n, katsuki having both izuku and y/n ass up face down on the edge of the bed giving them both backshots at the same time 👀 or it can be kiri x shoto or denki x y/n the characters really don’t matter i just really love your mxmxf content
18+ NSFW CONTENT | MDNI
Babe, I’m screaming, crying and fighting the air trying to get rid of this Kacchan brain rot. Like my head is EMPTY.
All I’ve been thinking about is you and Denki bent over the bed. Him with his feet planted on the floor and you with hands and knees on the bed cause you’re shorter. Backs arched, shoulder to shoulder and lips locked in a sloppy kiss. Tongues wrestling. Teeth clashing. Moans being swapped and swallowed like saliva while Katsuki pounds into your cute little cunt with one hand on your waist and the other shoving three fingers into Denki’s tight asshole.
“Tch, look at you. Needy fuckin’ sluts” he smirks, looking down at where he’s connected with the both of you. Loving the way you’re fucking yourselves back onto him. Forcefully Snapping his hips while slamming and spreading his fingers. “Fuckin’ gorgeous. The both of ya’. Gonna cum for me ?”
You’re both nodding, moaning lewdly desperately clinging to eachother. A shaky hand slithers between you and Denki messily rubs your clit while rutting against the bedsheets, chasing his own orgasm.
Katsuki pulls his wet fingers out of the electric blondes ass and delivers a quirk powered smack on his cheek. He gasps , whimpering his name and accidentally activated his quirk just enough to shock your throbbing clit into orgasm.
You’re screaming both their names and Katsuki is still fucking you. But now , with his free hand, he’s lifting Kami by the waist. Raising him up so that he can grab his cock and stroke him off.
“That’s it cum for me, baby boy. Cum all over her”
He pulls out , flipping you over and pushing Kaminari till he’s kneeling over you body and painting your brown skin with thick white lines.
“F-fuck” Kaminari whines, head thrown back in pleasure while tingles in his spine settle.
Katsuki gives neither of you any reprieve, scooping Kami’s cum and shoving it into your cunt. Then pushing you further up the bed, spreading your legs and pushing Denki face forward into your pussy.
“Clean your mess, baby boy” he sneers, fingers gripping tightly at blonde strands and lining himself up at his entrance.
“F-fuck , d-daddy” you moan, hands flailing, reaching for anything to ground yourself when Kami’s lip wrap around your clit.
“Really , Princess ? You that Fuckin’ pathetic? Calling my fleshlight daddy. It’s fucking shameful.”
“Not cool , bro- ahh ahhh~”
Katsuki cuts him off with a powerful thrust. Hitting right against his prostate, making the blonde babble nonsense.
It was so hot.
Sweat dripping and skin slapping. It was just a matter of time until you were squirting all over the blondes face. He drunk it all up. Sweet flavor making him clench around Bakugo and spill his load on the sheets.
“Shit !” Katsuki hissed, hips stuttering against Kami’s ass as he filled him to the brim.
“Good job, idiots” he winces as he pulls out. Then he gently pushes Kami on top of you to cuddle while he goes and runs a bath for you two. Cause he’s the king of fucking aftercare and it’s the least he can do for you two dumbasses because you do everything for him. 🥺
Ahh omg, this was so fun to write. I hope it wasn’t too short I just saw the request and felt the need to respond immediately lmao. Thank you for asks and for enjoying my content love ❤️
@xogabbiexo , @bookwormsenpai , @blkchxrryblyss , @simpliheavenli
no one should scroll past this
RUIN ME!🥵 JUST UGHH!
“It won’t fit,” you whine, peeking down over the swell of your breasts and feeling immediately dizzy upon seeing Sukuna pressing the throbbing, thick tip of his cock into your cunt.
“Quiet for daddy,” he growls, not paying you much mind and merely swatting your thigh gently as you break his concentration. He presses the tip of his cock past your opening, eliciting a hiss and whimper from your red, bitten lips.
Agonizingly, Sukuna presses in a little bit more, sinking bit by bit into your soggy, velvety heat. His eyebrows raise, pulling together in the pleasure from being inside you.
“Shh,” he soothes, though his voice is still rough, as whimpers and mewls escape you.
His cock is so big, so unbelievably thick. As he pushes inside, you feel like you’ll burst from the sheer weight of it. Inch by inch you’ve lost track of how long it’s been since your initial protest. Seems like that was forever ago, and now his cock is fixing to split you in half, and you swear it’s so long that you feel it bumping at the base of your throat, though that could just be your own anxious heart, and–
“Breathe, brat,” Sukuna murmurs, hand splaying out on your lower stomach as his thumb swipes at your clit.
With great effort, you suck in a breath of air, exhaling and allowing yourself to relax, just slightly. You repeat the action and gather yourself even more, and that’s when you realize he’s stopped moving.
“Daddy made it fit. Went through all that trouble. Now take it like a good girl.”
I didn't think I needed fae izuku but damn it I NEEDED fae Izuku
18+ mdni | tw! monsterfucking, fae!izuku, dubcon, smut 𓂺
the veil between worlds is thinnest at years end, permitting traveling between realms. when you wished for adventure and excitement in the new year, you never expected to stumble into a new world. a beautiful grove with exotic wildlife and gorgeous vegetation. and you most certainly didn’t expect to have a spear pointed directly in your face.
“oh! you’re a human?”
Viridescent wings protruding from his back and pointed ears confirmed that he wasn’t.
The freakishly tall stranger drove his weapon into the ground before extending his scarred hand to help you up. Now, standing toe to toe, you got a better look at him.
He was beautiful. Lush leafy locs curled around his tanned face that was lined with emerald markings along his jawline. His verdant eyes resembled the groves budding flowers. The man had plump pink lips that curled into a breathtaking smile, revealing silver tipped fangs, and pretty freckles decorated his cheeks and bare torso.
He wore golden cuffs around his large biceps and a leather holster across his body that held multiple daggers, all varying in size. His lower half was covered with airy trousers that couldn’t have provided much protection from the breezy night air and his feet were bare.
“i— yes?”
“is that a question?”
He smirked a little. Then crossed his palms over the base of his spear to rest his cheek as he watched you.
You looked good— soft and pretty, but you smelled even better. It was an intoxicating scent that teased his budding frenzy.
“Are you not human ?” You ask, more confidently this time. He shakes his head “no” continuing to smirk at you. It was unnerving, especially with his fangs glinting in the moonlight. “Well..” you pause, not wanting to offend but still rather curious. “What are you?”
“I’m Izuku” he giggled, eyes glinting with mischief. “But you can call me whatever you’d like, pet”.
Your captor's name was Izuku Midoriya, and he is a faerie. A faerie warrior to be exact. He is the Fae King’s second in command and best friend, and he was only away from the palace due to his frenzy.
A frenzy is period in which a fae is overcome with extreme lust and the desire to breed. Primal instincts take over during this time and he prefers to spend them in solitude to avoid scandal.
This forest is his territory and personal haven granted to him by the royal family. Everything in it belongs to him, including you.
It wasn’t like Izuku to lay claim to another person, but it wasn’t every day that a human tumbles into his domain. He found you fascinating and the bourgeoning call to mate was impacting his lucidity.
He brought you to his forest den— a place where he went whenever he needed to convene with nature. As a forest faerie it was vital to his wellbeing. It was a large cave hidden behind a waterfall. A grand fire pit sat in the middle of the room surrounded by animal furs and soft pillows. There were bookshelves and chests filled with valuables and weapons against the walls as well as a wooden desk covered in notes.
He moved around the cavern pulling off his accessories at a languid pace, his large wings fluttering gracefully behind him leaving a trail of sparkly dust. He muttered casually about the messy state of things but you caught him watching you out the corner of his eye. It was like he was waiting for something.
“Are you cold, pet?” His arms circled your waist, pulling you against his broad chest. The impact made a flurry of sparkles tickle your nostrils, you inhaled deeply and felt yourself sway. “I’ve read that humans are more sensitive to climate than we fae. Here, lie by the fire”.
He moved your body like a doll, easily picking you up to place on a pile of pillows. He laid beside you, one hand trailing up to rest on your hip while his head rested on the other.
He spoke in soft whispers for a few minutes, occasionally sitting up to stretch his wings.
It was getting hard to focus. The rhythmic flutter of his wings paired with his hypnotic voice was putting you in a strange state.
“How do you feel, little one ?”
He was hovering above you, wings outstretched with a sinister smile. With the fire to his back, he looked like an avenging angel, or maybe a demon. But, in your dazed state all you could say was “pretty” and reach for his sparkly wings. They felt like silk. When you pulled away, a layer of dust coated your fingers. Without a second thought, you brought them to your mouth and moaned.
His pupils expanded, completely shrouding his eyes in black.
“That’s a good girl. So smart.” He cooed, leaning down to cup your cheek and press his lips against yours. His kiss burned. Leaving you dizzy and reeling. It felt like your body was on fire, set ablaze by Izuku’s passion.
“A bit warm, my pet?” He smirked against your skin, kissing across your jawline. “Why don’t we take these off, hmm?” He nibbled on your ear, drawing breathy moans from your throat as he removed your clothes. Your body grew hotter with each graze of his fingers. By the time you were fully nude, the heat in your core was so intense that you could only whine his name.
“izuku”
“say it again”
“izuku”
“again”
“izuku”
“once more, my love”.
“izu~~”
He pushed in slowly. Yes, the effects of his faerie dust was more than enough to prepare you for his length. But you were so small compared to him. The last thing he wanted to do was hurt you.
Even though his primal instincts screamed at him to ruin you. MATE. BREED. FUCK. Was running on a constant loop in his mind. His hips still rolled against yours slowly. He wrapped your legs around his waist to burrow in deeper. His tip kissed that spongey spot in your slippery pussy. His tongue pressed against the seam of your lips, bullying its way inside to taste your mouth. Your hands flew to his curly hair, drawing a grunt and sharp thrust from your enchanting lover. Your cunt spasmed around him. He bit your shoulder to conceal his own moans. Blood pooled in the hollow of your neck and he lowered his head to lap it up. His wings flapped wildly, throwing more dust in the air. His veiny cock pulsed against your velveteen wall, pushing against your cervix to rest against your womb. Izuku pulled away to watch where the two of you were connected. A thick creamy ring formed at the base of his cock with hearty thrust. Arousal poured from you weeping hole resulting in a lewd squelch that echoed against the walls. He pursed his lips allowing a glob of saliva to land directly on your sticky clit. The pads of his thumb worked the swollen bud until you were trembling beneath him. Your sweet cunny clenched tightly around him; it was almost hard to move. Izuku squeezed the base of his cock to stave off his impending orgasm. He wasn't ready to stop fucking you yet.
There was no need to rush, you’d be together forever.
His perfect little pet.
@xogabbiexo , @chaichaiiskai & @hentyehottie y’all better come get one of these.
This whole post gave me lyfe and I'm hella here for it. Now I just wanna cosplay a cowgirl...😫
Aizawa, Mirio, Kirishima, and Bakugo with a thicc cow quirk!s/o. She has the cow ears, tail, wears a cowbell choker, the usual. But she also has big ol tiddies that lactate when she’s really aroused and she’s amazing at doing cowgirl on em
mirio
what got his attention was your sleepy eyes and tired frown
he wanted to make you smile, so every day he’d come to the cafe where you worked
the day he walked in and saw a smile that could rival his own, he was hooked
you couldn’t get rid of him after that — or his cowgirl obsession
you got him to go to bed with you one day, your cunt was so sloppy
squirting milky like stains everywhere on his blue sheets every time you came
his hands were glued to your waist raising you up and bringing you back down with a wet “plop” sound each time
he wanted everyday to be like this
aizawa
those giant mommy milkers did it for him
always bouncing when you walked, whether it be a small bounce or large bounce — trust and believe aizawa was paying full attention
he loves making breakfast! not only does he get to spend some time with you, he always gets to see those babies in action!
didn’t have milk? no need! he’d suck until you lactated and would pour that into his cereal
after all, your milk is free and it’s better than that store bought generic shit anyways
bakugou
your tail was adorable
“why is your tail curling like that” “isn’t it sexy and appealing?”
bakugou was your no. 1 fan, hyping you up every time you got off of the couch and went into the kitchen
in the kitchen he’d pull your tail, making you moo + groan at the same time — trying to swat his hands away was useless
he’s bend you over the counter and eat your sweet pussy for hours
kirishima
himbo and a bimbo
he put a charm that looks like him on your cowbell choker, to remind people who you belonged to
you two are the slowest couple anyone’s laid eyes upon
but since you’re both stupid it cancels out —
“yeah like that panda shit right kiri?” “yeah that panda stuff is awesome, it like... cancels out!”
“fucking idiots you mean PEMDAS!” “bakugou you’re too loud, what’re you yelling for?”
when kiri has days off from work your don’t even wait until the suns up to rip his pajama pants down and suck his dick
things that are random, funny, true, NSFW and just simply me. 29+
148 posts