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Fantasy Wardrobe: Fabrics

We often call clothes silk when they are satin, velvet where they are velveteen or we have no clue what we’re on about. So today let’s look at fabrics.

Laying down the law

Many renaissance/mediaeval societies governed over who could wear what. By adding these laws you had a layer of depth to your world.

Women and men could only be dressed n clothes benefiting their position

Female servants or their daughters could not wear veils costing more than twelve pence

Knightly families could not wear cloth of gold or sable fur or velvets

The wife or daughter of a labourer were not to wear clothes beyond a certain price or a girdle garnished with silver

Cloth of gold and purple silk only worn by the royal family. This goes for ermine.

The importation of silk and lace foreigners was prohibited when the kingdom produced those textiles.

Peasant Clothing (Beggars to Merchant classes)

Wool: This was the staple of much of the clothes owned by peasants. It was in supply and it wasn’t as costly as most fabrics when undyed. It was also warm.

Linen: Forget about softness. Peasant linen was made of coarser weaves and flax. It was heavier than noble linen.

Cotton: A lightweight fabric used in hotter climates. It was softer than the linen and airier.

Fustian: heavy cloth woven from cotton, for menswear.

Leather: Leather was used for boots and shoes rather than killer jackets.

Nobility & Royalty

Cloth of Gold: Cloth made from woven threads of gold (very expensive)

Cloth of silver: cloth made from woven silver strands (very expensive)

Samite: a rich silk fabric woven with gold and silver threads

Tulle: A netting sort of material

Brocade: rich silk fabric with raised patterns sewn on it.

Cambresine: fine, lightweight linen

Cambric: thin white cotton or linen

Cypress: gauze made of cotton or silk

Damask: like brocade but the patterns are flat

Delaine : light wool/mixed wool and cotton

Lawn: sheer plain-woven cotton or linen

Sarsenet: fine and soft silk

Sateen: glossy cotton or wool

Satin: closely woven silk, shiny

Taffeta: Thickly woven silk

Velvet : piled fabric of silk, cotton or synthetic material

Velvetine: cotton with silk pile

Saxony: fine, delicate woollen fabric

Alençon Lace: intricate floral lace with three-dimensional corded detail sewn onto a fine tulle backing

Chantilly Lace: lightest of lace

Charmeuse: smooth, flowing, silk, cotton,

Chiffon: sheer and lightweight fabric

Crepe de Chine: thicker, lightly textured silk

Dupioni: crisp lusturous silk

Organza: sheer and lightweight fabric of very fine weave silk

Georgette: sheer fabric of silk

Guipure Lace: heavier lace

Designs

Embroidery: Patterns sewn on the fabric by thread

Appliqué: decorative fabric, often lace or floral motifs, sewn onto the main material

Embellishment: details such as beads, crystals, sequins, pearls

Trim: a line of material or fur that finishes off a hem or cuff.

Piping: a cord lining the fabric creating a ribbed look.

Colours

Here are the colours that you will catch your people wearing. Keep in mind that dyes had to be sourced and could be very expensive.

Peasant: brown, red or gray.

Nobility: Gold, silver, crimson or scarlet, deep indigo blue, violet colors and even deep black and pure white colors

Royalty: Purple

Furs

Mink: Soft and lightweight, silkly and glossy furs

Fox: Long, lustrous, colourful and easy to dye.

Ermine: White fur streaked with black (ONLY FOR ROYALTY)

Sable: long, luxurious, dense but light.

Wolf: thick, tough, warm but has a bad smell

Vair: fur from a red squirrel really only used for trimming.

When you beat the very first quest of the main questline (Soul Shriven In Coldharbour), your award is a container describe as being a sealed daedric urn with your name on it

Being handed your own cremated remains has got to fuck you up

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I NEVER NOTICED THIS???? HANG ON ONE SEC ANON

COLLECTION OF CREEPY VIDEOS & HORROR MOVIES

I’ve compiled a list of links to some of the creepiest YouTube videos and the best horror movies that are available (for free!) online. None of these videos are screamers, so no need to worry about that. Enjoy!

VIDEOS

Dining Room (There Is Nothing) 

Bedfellows 

Show Me 

Marble Hornets 

The Wyoming Incident 

Quality Meats 

Mr. East Loves Mom 

I Feel Fantastic 

F.A.C.E. 

The Peanut Vendor 

None 

Banned Children’s Cartoon 

You Will Never Find Me 

Rubber Johnny 

No Through Road 

No Through Road 2 

No Through Road 3 

Mr. Welldone 

Still Life 

Fallen Angel Footage 

Demon Recording

Ансамбль Христа Спасителя и Мать Сыра Земля 

Olivier de Sagazan 

Suicide Mouse 

Exorcism of Anneliese Michel 

Creepy Voicemail Audio 

Ricardo Lopez: Bjork Stalker Final Hour (*Suicide trigger warning for the last minute**)  

Elisa Lam 

Agmemnon Counterpart 

Numbers Station Swedish Rhapsody 

Don’t Move 

Doll Face 

Max Headroom Incident 

Bowler Hat Man 

Moving Doll 

Polydeus 

10 Polina 

Door 17 

Mr. Jingles 

The Separation  

Girl in the Mirror 

Birth of the Santa Nalga 

Lost 

Dog of Man 

MOM  

HORROR MOVIES

The Exorcist 

Saw 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

The Uninvited 

Insidious, 2 

The Poughkeepsie Tapes 

Halloween (1978) 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Halloween (2007)

Hellraiser, II, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Silent Hill 

The Strangers

The Blair Witch Project 

Poltergeist

Evil Dead (1981) 

Evil Dead 2 

Evil Dead (2013) 

The Ward

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

A Nightmare on Elm Street, 2, 3, 4, 5

Freddy vs. Jason

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th: Part II

Friday the 13th: Part III

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

The Conjuring 

The Ring, 2 

Shutter 

The Shining

The Last Exorcism 

The Grudge, 2, 3 

The Possession 

The Haunting in Connecticut

Hostel, 2, 3

The Hills Have Eyes 

The Fly 

Contracted 

The Fourth Kind

Wer 

Chained 

Apartment 143 

The Taking 

Mama 

Maniac 

The Bay 

The Cohasset Snuff Film 

Paranormal Activity 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Sinister 

The Death of April 

Grave Encounters, 2 

V/H/S, 2 

The Tortured 

The House of the Devil 

Silence of the Lambs

Out of context things that happen in ESO

Woman asks local hero if she should murder her daughter in her sleep

Dog tries to kill god and throw a comet at everyone. Also bites innocent bystander. His owner gets mad at you when you scold the dog.

Four legged cat encourages bipedal cat to commit suicide and gets really upset when you interfere. is bored of cheese

Another four legged cat has a drinking problem, but wants to help in a heist anyway

Lizard is murdered by long lost sister, but to be fair he was trying to kill her first

Disaster man has to dig a giant egg out of poop and accidentally gets someone else killed in the process

Local assassin confesses crimes to priest, is surprised when she gets in trouble

Slaver with a lizard fetish leaves evidence all over volcanic island

Indiana Jones gets shoved down a well but nobody feels bad because he has an enormous ego

Game of Thrones, but with orcs

Local populace has a zombie problem but they don’t want to be rude by killing the zombies personally, can you do it for them?

Vampire adopts many vampire babies, sacrifices himself to vampire god, makes vampire babies cry

Old man who yells at cloud accidentally sets dragons on an entire fucking country

Lots of sexual tension between worm guy and anti-worm guy

Local mum fucking hates it when plague people move in to her sewers

Clockwork dad is so depressed he sits around and does jack shit for an entire DLC and uses you as therapist after. gets made fun of by spider mom. continues to make sad faces

Local bigender parent goes to sleep, doesn’t notice while dog assassinates his best friend

“Ad Victorium, and to infinity and beyond.” - Peter Jessop (Paladin Danse)

imagine that a cable to ur microwave broke and right then ur president who is also a god would show up on ur doorstep and instead of of magically making ur microwave work and/or fixing the cable they lay down on the floor and let the electricity pass through them instead while watching u wait till the timer hits its mark so u’d get to eat ur chicken nuggets

imagine that that moment would be written down in history books as sacred and random people started stopping by ur door non-stop and leaving nuggets there in masses

imagine

i love this dude