I Have A Few Random Hc For Red Mainly

That’s Jacob, he has fangs and magenta text

Melody wants a double rap battle and she's with her brother rhythm :D

ChaCha might want to pair up with Shiny's melody hehe :]

You are weirdly talkative today Cha cha...

Your sticksona looks very cute and delicious :] I love her already <3

Awe thx

Spoilers episode 30 rant

I got the feeling that in this episode red was way more determined, like he literally just passed out after he got possessed and I got the feeling that he will only got possessed by herobrine as he was walking closer to him even when he passed out after the possession he literally got up and just continue like no big deal deal, like holy shit he just passed out-

Even after they all got shot by that thing mind you he literally was on all his fours, just took a back crack and started BOOKING it and just YEETED himself to King to punch him in the face even when King pushed him into like the white beam he literally stay resistant until the very end

I haven’t done these incorrect quotes in like forever’s, so I forgot which ones are already done soooooooo, i’m just gonna do one instead of the normal three 

*The Squad is at Theo's house*

Ridley: Ohhhh we each get our own oven?

Theo: ...N-No...

Theo, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Ridley, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!

Izzy: I see a-

Theo, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Ridley: Oh, well I-

Theo: Hey. wait wait. actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Theo, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Leila: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Carter: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Theo: Now I've discovered more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin'!

Theo: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Theo, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Olly, pointing to another appliance: Also, the toaster oven!

Theo:

Ridley: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Theo:

Theo, ecstatic: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS.

Some more (generated) incorrect quotes

W/ unhinged Theo, Chaotic Ridley and Golden twins, Concerned Leila and Carter :)

Carter: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.

Theo: Fucking Olly and the Izzy were trying to invoke one of the minor Gods again last night. I didn’t get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting

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Ridley: I just got a pet snake, what should I name him?

Leila: A SNAKE!?

Theo: William Snakespeare.

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Carter: WHY DID YOU GIVE RIDLEY A KNIFE-

Theo: she said she felt unsafe.

Carter: Well I feel unsafe!

Theo: I’m sorry…

Theo: do you want a knife?

Random question 🙋

Name me every sibling of Theo, without looking at the book with their nickname and full name, in order from oldest to youngest.



Personally I don’t do that I will eventually do, all I know is that at least most people will at least say red, green, orange or purple :)

And once I do I will choose red as my victim :)

Who's your favorite stick to torture or to make them as the victim (that maybe will be saved) in your stories?

It’s just red

2 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE NEW AVM VID IS OUT!

Every single Kaebedo dynamic is top tier, but one of my favorites that I don’t see people use a lot is when Albedo is everything Kaeya pretends to be and Kaeya’s actually this massive sweetheart who’s scared of getting hurt.

Like, Kaeya has this smooth and distant false exterior, but in reality he’s just got. so much love in his heart. He pretends to be cool and aloof so he can keep people at an arms length because he’s scared of losing them when he gets too close, but he’s just got this heart of gold and is gushing with repressed love. It slips through his mask with Bennett and Klee especially, when he’s looking after those kids as if they were his own.

Meanwhile, Albedo’s ACTUALLY calm and collected, plus he’s a spectacular flirt when he wants to be. He’s lowkey chaotic (bro he eats spiders) but he has such a fantastic poker face that nobody suspects or remembers his antics.

People see them kinda starting to crush on each other and think that Albedo is gonna be flustered by Kaeya’s flirting, but in reality, it’s flipped and Kaeya just melts and blushes at the slightest glance from Albedo and the one time he retains his voice and tries to flirt back, he immediately gets out-flirted by Albedo.

Poor Sucrose is the only person who witnessed it, and she has quite a time trying to get people to believe her story. Nobody is willing to accept that the charming and charismatic cavalry captain was sent stammering and bright red by the quiet, reserved chief alchemist