Cutestrawberrydragon - Screaming Into The Void

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

Nevermind it's back.

Wifi has been down for hours. Life is pain.

This might come as a surprise, but I'm Asexual.

Specifically in the sense that it's not you that's turning me on but the act of you fucking my brains out that does it for me.

Cats are just amazing little creatures. They evolved alongside us to perfectly condition and manipulate us into loving them. They're also tiny apex predators capable of disturbing the local ecosystem if left un--

...and he's stuck in a tree again.

When I was a child I always thought that the name you were given is only temporary and that you had to choose your own "Adult name" when you grow up.

I wish younger me was right.

This works, I have like 5 of them.

I'm being DEAD serious here guys. Make problematic ocs. I'm telling you. It's so much fun. And easier to get invested in them sometimes because they really STICK OUT in your brain. You fall in love with them.

For help developing problematic ocs try out these two methods

Method one: think of a problematic choice your oc will make. This could be; abandoning their children, killing a sibling, siding with the oppressor whatever. Work backwards from there. What are the implications of someone who would make that decision.

Method two: give them a motivation and work forwards from there. For example; they have the motivation to survive no matter what, they need to be the ruler of their society, they will not go against a specific religious/moral code etc. now make sure every decision they ever make is in line with that and crucially put things in their way that'll make them make fucked up decisions to get what they want.

Now! You have! A fucked up oc! And you will love them! I promise

Why did the gods see fit to curse me so that I regularly have to remove pieces of myself to feel whole? (shaving)

After much deliberation I have decided to make the mistake of joining Tumblr. I have also decided to make it everyone else's problem.

As a bonus, here's an old picture of my cat judging you!