Rb To Tell Prev They're Being So Brave Right Now And Pat Their Head A Little Please

Half of this blog is about you and you didn’t even realize.

Roses are red, I'm going to bed.

If we say ‘free gigglestick-9000’ enough they’ll eventually have to do it.

Silly Game Time: Personally, I find most sports boring to watch. So let's fix that by adding a twist or a new rule or something to one sport!

First, which sport do you choose? Second, what are you adding to its gameplay?

(For Example: Ping-Pong. I would make it so that, after every point is scored, both players are randomly assigned different objects to use as paddles. Like a shoe, or a spatula, handfan, lawn flamingo, or etc.)

Surfing. I would make it where instead of just surfing only on water it would be on different surfaces/things every time you fall off the surfboard.

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A person in an official, Disneyland-issued costume of Donald Duck. They are armed with a wooden baseball bat and anger management issues to rival the original Donald Duck himself. VS A cosplayer in a homemade costume of Gandalf the Gray. They are armed with a staff they carved themself from solid ash wood, enough bravery that the original Gandalf would commend it, and a joke pair of fake "big naturals" that should grant some protection to the ribcage, at least (like--dare I say it--a breasts plate! heh heh!).

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!

The person in the Donald Duck official Disneyland costume is the person I place my bet on.

I hate how being a teenager is like 50% adult and 50% kid like wdym i have to go to the bank bro im not even old enough to drive

Silly Game Time: What are the first and second foods you associate with the classical (East Asian) elements of Wood and/or Metal?

Probably for wood I would say sprouts and for metal I would say peaches.

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