I go by they/them pronouns. My Preferred name is Alex btw for anyone wondering. I just like to reblog random stuff and be silly. I AM A MINOR LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Also Taken π.
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Being single is fine until it hits you at 1am and you just wanna talk to someone.
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My mental state is: If you give me a long hug I might start crying.
Don't let anyone tell you they love you, and then watch them tear you down.
Don't let anyone give love such an awful name.
had the sudden SUDDEN SUDDEN urge to learn how to play an electric guitar. sudden.
my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin π like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin
I WOULDDD LITREALLLYY BEEEE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING AND TWIRLING MY HAIRS AND RUNNING ABOUT THE HOUSE AND BANGING MY HEAD INTO THE WALL π
bishova pizza date πππ
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Silly Game Time: I dare you to laugh maniacally like a supervillain--y'know, all "MWA-HAHAHA!", maybe with a reference or two to fools or weaklings or etc. who thought they might thwart you--right now.
Firstly, did you do it? Secondly, if so, how would you rate the mania of your laugh on a scale of 1 to 10?
Yep and probably a 5 out of 10.
Today I was thinking...
We literally have three different official variations of Nico...
Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, while an octopus burrito a week ___."
makes you weak."
Removes your kneecaps (cutely)
iβm so embarrassed by the paragraphs i used to send expressing my feelings
Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What do the letters in RIP stand for?
They stand for Real Iguana Problems.
"I may have lost someone who didn't love me, but you lost someone who truly loved you"
Controlling yourself from texting someone you badly want to talk to is a different kind of pain
Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A person in an official, Disneyland-issued costume of Donald Duck. They are armed with a wooden baseball bat and anger management issues to rival the original Donald Duck himself. VS A cosplayer in a homemade costume of Gandalf the Gray. They are armed with a staff they carved themself from solid ash wood, enough bravery that the original Gandalf would commend it, and a joke pair of fake "big naturals" that should grant some protection to the ribcage, at least (like--dare I say it--a breasts plate! heh heh!).
You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!
The person in the Donald Duck official Disneyland costume is the person I place my bet on.
What am I supposed to even do anymore?