First Time Ever Trying Something “realistic” In A Way.

first time ever trying something “realistic” in a way.

Maxley fanfic. The Soosig

This is mostly satire and shouldn't be taken seriously so if you're looking for like a very cool and emotional fanfic this ain't it.

WARNING: SEXUAL INNUENDOS, SEXUAL IN MY ENDO, TWINKS, SOMETHING GAY.

KIDS GO AWAY THIS AIN'T FOR YOU.

Bradley was gay and was very a hot twink who for some reason could pull as many girls as he wants and Max had a skateboard and a girlfriend who showed up in one movie then for some reason was forgotten and couldn't be in one movie cause they couldn't animate her hair even though Disney can buy my house. Anyway Max had a skateboard and we find ourselves in Max's dorm room.

Max was alone in his dorm room and has been alone in his dorm room for at least two years. PJ had his girlfriend Vicki who wore a beret and Disney didn't give her a name for some reason. She and PJ won a poem contest and got enough money to buy their own place. Bobby was currently on the run from a law cause of drug lords. But Bradley had to move in since he got kicked out of his frat but it was cool since Brad wasn't in the dorm as much.

It was a normal day at the autumn day at the university. The leaves turned orange, it was a bit cold, the white girls were running to the coffee shops for the pumpkin spice. But one this day Max was in his bedroom the room was warm cause the heater fan was on but for now that room wouldn't be the only thing that's hot.

Bradley got into a modeling thing and was on every front page of the magazine. Every time Max went out he'd find Brad on a magazine either in some coat or a very tight swimsuit. Max has a flashback to when he stole a magazine of Bradley. He kept it under his pillow for his annual bedtime rituals. It was the perfect timing his roomates where out, His man crush Monday was in tight swimsuits and the room was warm. Max looked at the clock that read eight o clock it was time.

As Max was about to start his ritual he fell asleep cause college students don't have time to themsleves so get those ZZZs so you don't get those D's...on your report card. But Max fell into his slumber his entire collection was out for anyone to see. We hear Max mumbling in his sleep "Sausage".

We enter Max's dream and his at the beach where beach things are happening. Max sees Bradley who's BBQing which is very dangerous and not normal for the elegant twink. "Hey Max" Bradley said in his seductive voice. "Do you want to eat my sausage?" Brad said holding a huge meaty sausage that had been grilled to perfection. "Why?" Max asked. "Cause this is a fucking BBQ and I'm burning my skin making this so eat it". Max sat down at a table that came out of no where. Bradley put the sausage in the bun slowly teasing the dog. "What dressing would you like?"" Bradley asked the sweat dripping down his twinkish skin the sweat wetting the red speedo showing the bradussy. The Bradussy was the best feature of Bradley Uppercrust. "Mayo" Max replies nervous breathing heavily he felt like he was suffocating. Brad squeezed the Mayo bottle and the white substance squeezed it was going onto the hotdog. But then SPLAT!

Max's eyes widen and he sees the bottle exploded onto Bradley. "OH WHAT THE FUCK?!" Bradley curses cause now he has mayo all over his body and cause it might ruin that skincare routine. Bradley spreads the mayo all over his body the white mayo going all over his body.

Max can't take it anymore and he faints. Max wakes up in his bed and he sees Bradley in front of him.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM"? "WHY ARE YOUR MAGAZINE'S SO STICKY"?. They just stared at each other.

AND THEN THEY BONED.

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cutsiwjuggalosonic

2 months ago

Parents think it's a sin for their children to disobey them. Parents think it's okay to assault their children in order to instill the fear of God in them.

Those parents are prime examples of using the lord's name in vain. But they don't want their children to know that. So they instead invent some bullshit definition.

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cutsiwjuggalosonic

1 year ago

Meet the artist! 🦭