Lesbianism Would Have Saved Misa And Rem. Homosexuality Would Have Made Light And L Die Faster.

season one prinxiety was so funny. they hated each other’s guts. they flirted with each other. they agreed on one thing and then got into a fight about another. roman carried virgil bridal-style. they unintentionally complimented each other. virgil was constantly smirking while talking to roman. “my chemically imbalanced romance” “aw you think i’m hot” “but anxiety is the fairest of them all!” roman had a thousand nicknames reserved specifically for virgil. they were tricked into holding hands. they bonded over disney animated movies. they were each other's foils and parallels at the same time. roman spit yogurt into virgil’s mouth.

Ancients and their weird dogs

Sir…

SIR.

SUNSHINE?? NICE LITTLE DREAM??? IT WAS KIND OF ADORABLE???

I feel like so many problems people have with tv at the moment could be solved if we just went back to the good ole days of 20 episodes a season that’s just sixty percent filler and character development. Give the people what they want- less condensed story and more meaningless shenanigans

Hannibal Lecter, I understand your way of loving, and it's okay to kill everyone so it's just you and your lover, I understand you.

how come no one talks about how arthur has to drink a poison potion that will temporarily kill him, knowing full well that merlin will be the only person with the antidote, and he'll have a time constraint with which to administer it, and he just agrees to this? barely hesitates, doesn't bat an eyelash?? he trusts merlin with his life and this was only season 2 can anyone hear me

so tired of all these fics where merlin is captured and is like "p-please n-n-n-n-no" like this hoe didn't show up to camelot, immeadiately commit aggravated assault, get arrested, get out of prison, continue to try both commit aggravated assault and regicide, and then within the next 30 minutes of the episode commit like 3 counts of murder 😭😭

Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

light "if someone tries to read my diary i will set my drawer on fire" yagami