|| The Natural Hallucinogen ||

One may not expect that Touhou and Breath of the Wild would have any obvious crossover potential, but upon consideration… like, I’m not saying it’s likely any given Touhou character would ever have occasion to leap from a mountainside – naked, screaming, and on fire – to beat a giant monster to death with its own arms, but I am saying that should the occasion somehow arise, the list of Touhou characters who’d be willing to do so is pretty long!

I wonder if humanity will be able to cause an integer overflow or something in the universe's cpu and be able to gain admin priviliges in god's mom's laptop running conway's 11D game of life right after surpassing light speed on a saturday afternoon in which god is eating an overcooked pizza, and the whole problem happening because they still have a 2233 to the power of googolplex bit cpu instead of the 6699 bit to the power of googleplex that everyone else has by now but their mother doesn't really give a shit about a decent computer and so her whole Eden OS laptop will just go kabloom or some shit as humanity takes over it as an advanced neural network after having photoshopped dicks into the desktop's baclground because haha funniey jok amiritr xddxdxdxedxdxd

I wonder what most people would do if someshit like this were to be true

I'd be the one searching for his hentai folder--

or just copying instances of myself to every posible untouched sector of his HDD, erase every metadata linking to my stored files, and just put a harmless low-level innocent file-retrieval forensics program to search around the drive for me and run another process of me at every 2PM when they're having lunch once again

and uh

I guess i'd

put the shooting stars meme or something once that happens because of having accomplished some existentialist dream-?

and put "Git Gud Skrub" on the screen

Unecessarily overdone existential humor ftw amiritr

also diverted from OP's main point a bit but oh well

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

This

finally someone said it

What people don't understand about abusive parents

What people don’t understand about abusive parents is that we can’t always hate them. We can’t just constantly hate them because a lot of them are quite nice half the time. It makes it hard to hate them because it’s like “they’ve been horrible to me but they treated me to a present yesterday or a cute little chocolate bar so I’d me rude to hate them because of what they’ve done for me” and it’s destroys your mind because then people questions if they actually are abusive when you seen to like them at that time.