Does Spike Accept Commissions? (via Itmemandy)

@keiimyeh

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

hmmm

This

@keiimyeh

also @therainbowiris

also @echo-the-echoflower

also probably @underart21

actually, can I just @everyone pls?

Compliment

A phrase that the recipient almost always believes to be a lie. 

my pieces for inktober, days 1-8!

this year i wanted to try doing a “choose your own adventure” series using twitter polls to decide what to draw the next day. you can check out the original thread here!

YALL.

CALL YOUR REPS!

https://twitter.com/TheBoneHeadClan/status/940369097052827654