Drifting Is Literally Having Control Of Losing Control.

PFFFT-

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

Mozart

My sid es, F uck

this post is one of the few things that I will ever deem worthy of two unironic laughing emojis from me in succession

yes,you heard me right, two

😂🤣

there, whoever posted this thing in r/Showerthoughts should feel honored and proud of themselves

Also I doubt you'll remember me, nor do I really know if OP's post is within the range of your humor, but here @feminists-against-feminism

Hope you enjoy it

The gender neutral term for “sugar daddy” is glucose guardian

@keiimyeh

reblogging again because this--

This

@keiimyeh

Procrastinating is hoping that future you isn’t as lazy as current you.