Do Not Raise Your Sons To Give Girls The “benefit Of The Doubt”.

The only thing separating you from certain death at 65mph is a painted white line and a mutual agreement not to play bumper cars.

Fucking

me sometimes

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

Yes except snekz r gud :^(

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

dungeons and dragons

expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc

reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms

@keiimyeh

my parents are super religious and I just bought the meme bible to mess with them during Christmas

me

this, just

me

One of the main reasons for my Athazagoraphobia-