Apollo We Gotta Fucking Kill This Guy

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it’s defrosting

I've been making a collection of aa4 lines that make me lose my entire mind

dick gumshoe my beloved

The cutest assistant of them all: Simon Blackquill

I finished chapter 4 of Spirit of Justice earlier today, although I had the idea for this before playing it.

Athena deserves more cases as lead, she’s so fun

Never 4get what an awful time Miles Edgeworth had in the spring of 2019

"Lost sibilings"

Do you guys thnk that Maria taught Shadow how to write and read? Ofc she did, now I'm gonna cry about it

China serving it in every panel he appears in during the Gangsta!Hetalia saga.

normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

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