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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

chance forsaken

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

he looks like shit tonight and its still making me hard, i think im going to smash my cock with a hammer

Ive also been having fun animating shit

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

Basically

somebody has to call a hitman on rowling at this point