I Have Waited SO LONG To Read These Marvelous Words. And I Am Very Pleased With The Context.

I'd chip in to pay for that

Meets Morgan in Storm Blood: Little trigger happy that one. Every subsequent meeting after: I...gods I hate that guy. Has just finished reading Turn Coat: I came out here to hate Morgan and I am feeling so attacked right now. First of all fuck you for making me care about him and second of all, who can I pay to animate Morgan nuking a Shagnasty?

I would love to see that.

Morgan is a bastard, but hes OUR bastard.

There is something of a baby hierarchy in the Wardens

Fun Christmas idea:

Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

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Art: Mika Kuloda and Tyler Walpole

^ Things Morgan keeps insisting when all the not super weirdly tall people around him call him super weirdly tall 

I love these so much!!

Morgan Headcanons

Since the wonderful @cyr-frey has been posting headcanons that have brightened the last week considerably for me I guess I will try my hand at it as well.

1. Morgan knows how to embroider. He isn’t necessarily great at it but he can manage simple patterns well enough. It was one of the things he learned during WW1 as a way to keep himself sane.

2. He was taught to be a blacksmith/farrier by his father before he learned that he was a wizard. He has very little talent for the advanced magical bladesmithing that Luccio does but he is more than capable of fixing a plow or shoeing a horse.

3. I always pictured him as being a particularly bellicose Scot. I have no idea why since there is nothing in the books to suggest this it kind of just stuck its self in my brain.

4. On that note I feel that he speaks quiet a few languages. English, Latin, Italian, German (the language he uses for his spells), Scots Gaelic, Russian, and bits and pieces of a dozen others. Italian he learned insults first because he was a bit of a troublesome apprentice and proper vocabulary and grammar came later.

5. As He has been a bachelor for over a century I feel like he learned to cook and do it well. He is a great cook with a taste for simple filling meals, however he also has recipes for a dozen or so complicated dishes that he uses to bribe his way out of the doghouse with his captain.

6. Luccio has been unsuccessfully trying to set him up with someone ANYONE for decades. She more or less gave up around 1985. Even her patience has its limits

7. Morgan is well aware of her efforts and appreciates her concern in a philosophical way but really wishes she would stop. He is more than capable of finding his own partners thank you.

8. He may be a viscious bastard and snarky as hell to the warden recruits but God help you if you even look at them funny in his presence. He is a terrifying Papa Bear who has no problem guarding the younglings under his command.

9. I feel like the side of his personality that Dresden sees is only a sliver of himself and that around other wardens he is a very different man. A jackass sure but one who is more than willing to joke and laugh with his fellows as they share drinks. He is the one who acts as Luccio’s eyes and ears within the ranks and goes out of his way to keep the wardens running at an individual level while she handles the big problems. (I rewrote this one 5 times and am still not happy with how it reads and am not sure in properly conveys my thoughts but oh well.)

10. Morgan’s favorite hobby is reading although he rarely has time for it. His warden gear always contains a book and it is a common sight on group missions to see him sprawled out on a hotel bed reading anything from philosophy to Sci-fi.

Well that was fun. I hope the fandom enjoys reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. *Scurries back into the shadows from whence she came*

Bill: What's your first name?

Morgan: Commander.

Bill: I don't think that's it.

Morgan, pulling a false birth certificate with "Commander" on it out of his coat: Wanna bet.

Carlos: Morgan, come get this spider. I can’t get to it.

Morgan: I’m the justice department, not the pest control department

Morgan: Dresden, somewhere out there, there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe.

Morgan: And I think you owe it an apology.

TRUE!

Okay, by just looking at the artwork I deduce that all Holmes and Watson are doing 24/7 is basically sitting around in chairs while judging everything (unless they get up to judge more ppl).

I mean, seriously:

even each other