Morgan: I Was Just Like You When I Was A Kid. I Was This Badass Wizard With These Big Plans To Change

The Dresden Troubled Bird Files

Harry Dresden:

Karrin Murphy:

Thomas Raith:

Molly Carpenter:

Mab:

Donald Morgan:

Waldo Butters:

The White Council:

Maeve:

@unseelieaccords

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

I promise I’m actually going to do these. I’m sorry they’re taking so long

Hey I just hit 100 followers so give me a bit and I’ll post 100 headcanons.

(He's basically an angry potato anyway so I feel this is fitting)

Harry to Butters: Listen, you just saved me from having “Disemboweled by ancient sailor with a snake fetish.” carved on my tombstone, so let me give you some free advice.  There are an astounding amount of powerful people in this world.  And a lot of them are flat-out crazy.  So…. Trust me…..  You will always be in over your head.  Always.

*Morgan jumps by using geomancy to crush dozens of zombies under a mountain of earth*

Harry: Unless you’re Morgan.

Butters: Nice sword.

Morgan: Dresden, somewhere out there, there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe.

Morgan: And I think you owe it an apology.

I’m looking back at this and laughing at my own bad jokes but the real funny thing is every time I’ve ever written about Justin DuMorne (homophobic x hates the irish) he’s been big gay so F for him I guess

I also wish there was an Evades Taxes x Fucks to Survive square because I think nothing would do Lara Raith more justice than that

This is all I wanted to do

Anastasia: You’re smiling, did something happen?

Morgan: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Carlos: Harry tripped and fell in the parking lot.