Gun > Hocus pocus
(Dresden’s shirt in the sketch says “That’s Doctor Smartypants to you”)
Good news everybody now that all of my stupid exams are over I can focus all of my time and energy onto replanning and rewriting that 33 chapter fic I wrote 9 chapters of 2 years ago except this time with even more bastards in it
guy who hasn't had lunch yet: does the entire world feel doomed to anyone else or is this one just between me and the flaming skull
**Harry turns around and Morgan is standing there**
Harry: Okay, go ahead and insult me like you always do.
Morgan: No. Too easy. When you least expect it.
**Later**
Harry: Well?
Morgan: Not yet. But soon. *cracks knuckles* Very soon.
**Even later**
Morgan: You’re stupid.
Harry: …that’s it?
Morgan: Give it time. It’ll eat at ya.
**Much later**
Harry: …am I stupid?
Molly: *nods* Yeah. Little bit.
Harry: *thinking* Damn him.
Funny story the first time I read Storm Front I somehow managed to entirely gloss over Morgan's physical description outside of "tall and have sword" - I have no fucking idea how I did it but it happened - and when I went back to reread my favorite parts I saw it like a solid two months after I'd finished the book and had a VERY different picture of him in mind. The part that shook me the most was the ponytail, I had always pictured him with short hair up until then
When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:
There is something of a baby hierarchy in the Wardens
This is a canon interaction between Harry and Morgan. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
“I hate to be the bearer of bad news–”
“Let me stop you right there. You do like being the bearer of bad news. You enjoy it. It’s who and what you are. Continue.”
This again but this time it’s about how much it blows to be the executioner. He could really use a better job :/
Who needs the stupidly intricate plan I put together for The Warlock when I could just forget about the plan entirely and have Morgan monologue about how much it blows to be a Warden for two pages
Harry: It’s over. We won.
*behind Harry the monster slowly stands back up*
Karrin:
Michael:
Molly: *starts to point*
Harry: No. We won. I’m not turning around and looking at it. We won.
Morgan: We're screwed.
Carlos: I don't wanna hear that negative attitude.
Morgan: We're screwed!
Carlos: That's more like it!
Cʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇɴᴀᴅᴇꜱ. {23}
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