Morgan: Although, I’ll be damned if he doesn’t disagree with me just because I said it.
Luccio: I don’t think that’s true.
Morgan: *turns around* Ebenezar, it’s hotter than hell in here!
Ebenezar: *without looking up* Freezing!
Morgan: Good coffee, though!
Ebenezar: *holds up coffee cup* Rat piss!
Morgan: The Merlin is an incompetent sucker.
Ebenezar: No, Morgan, he’s in fact one of the finest wizards I’ve ever had the good fortune of working with.
Morgan: *whirls around to Luccio* You’re a witness. *walks off*
YES. Please, more Morgan fic <3
I'm happy to oblige! :)
Hi yes I love it
The thing with watching all of good omens, constantine and the dresden files in one sitting is that i instantly imagined a crossover fic where all three deal with the seven deadly sins who are hell's resident rebellious teens... Someone pls help
Morgan: Dresden, somewhere out there, there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe.
Morgan: And I think you owe it an apology.
If anyone has a blank copy of that alignment chart meme with feral and hates the Irish and all that on it thatd be amazing I need it for reasons and I am a fool and cannot find it
Reblog and put in the tags: If you could pick a fictional character from absolutely any piece of media In Which They Do Not Say Fuck, and give them the ability to say fuck in canon, who would it be?
You know...
Bill: What's your first name?
Morgan: Commander.
Bill: I don't think that's it.
Morgan, pulling a false birth certificate with "Commander" on it out of his coat: Wanna bet.
Cʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇɴᴀᴅᴇꜱ. {23}
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