Oh I Would Definitely Lose, But I'd At Least Try.

So in Death Masks Michael says that they prefer to fight the denarians two to one or three to one. That only Shiro dueled them by himself because he was just that good. 

Fast forward to Skin Game and we only have one active Knight of the Cross. For quite some years. Against 15+ active Denarians. He’s alive and surviving. 

Sanya doesn’t get enough credit for his job. 

(This was a Sanya appreciation post)

Churchill once said the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, but I think that geese should be feared. They're bastards.

Carlos Ramriez after having his french fries stolen by a goose

I feel so called out. 😂

Morgan: I swear, Dresden, one more wisecrack out of you… Harry: Verbal threat! Threatening! I’m being threatened!

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

Harry: *exists*

Morgan:

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Harry Dresden: This is your captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing immediately.

*everyone claps*

Harry Dresden: The bad news is, we’re crash landing.

*Plane goes on a dive*

Harry Dresden: When it comes to air travel, we know that you have no choice whatsoever, but thanks again for choosing Air Dresden.

Morgan, on an undercover mission with Anastasia: это деликатная ситуация- OH my God Anastasia look at that dog it’s so adorable! do you think I can pet it? 

Anastasia: Morgan please focus we have a job to do. 

(это деликатная ситуация = This is a delicate situation. For the record I just love the mental image of Morgan, a giant bearded man with a Cossack hat and a long black winter coat, getting distracted by and excited about cute dogs.)