>Morgan Is Very Tall

Nobody:

Morgan: I bet Harry Dresden just committed a heinous crime.

Morgan: I should go check to see how many puppies he's kicked this week.

Harry: Maggie, go clean your room.

Maggie: *activates lightsaber in darkened hallway*

Harry: *sighs* All right. Let’s do this *activates lightsaber*

My hcs are either about morgan having a huge extended family to no family at all and there's no in between, idk which I like more

Morgan: I swear, Dresden, one more wisecrack out of you… Harry: Verbal threat! Threatening! I’m being threatened!

Imagine your icon being your therapist

The dresden files show is like, way off from the books, but the one scene I honestly belive would fit in the books is:

Morgan: some things never change. Always blowing things up. Harry: I don’t always blow things up. Morgan: right. Sometimes you set things on fire.

Like, that is a legit exchange that would happen.

Harry to Butters: Listen, you just saved me from having “Disemboweled by ancient sailor with a snake fetish.” carved on my tombstone, so let me give you some free advice.  There are an astounding amount of powerful people in this world.  And a lot of them are flat-out crazy.  So…. Trust me…..  You will always be in over your head.  Always.

*Morgan jumps by using geomancy to crush dozens of zombies under a mountain of earth*

Harry: Unless you’re Morgan.

Butters: Nice sword.

Okay well this is shaping up to be considerably longer than the og version

Good news everybody now that all of my stupid exams are over I can focus all of my time and energy onto replanning and rewriting that 33 chapter fic I wrote 9 chapters of 2 years ago except this time with even more bastards in it