Behold, My Favourite Post Turncoat Au In One Picture

2017 didn’t even feel like a year it was just the 2016 Deluxe™ Expansion Pack.

I love these so much!!

Morgan Headcanons

Since the wonderful @cyr-frey has been posting headcanons that have brightened the last week considerably for me I guess I will try my hand at it as well.

1. Morgan knows how to embroider. He isn’t necessarily great at it but he can manage simple patterns well enough. It was one of the things he learned during WW1 as a way to keep himself sane.

2. He was taught to be a blacksmith/farrier by his father before he learned that he was a wizard. He has very little talent for the advanced magical bladesmithing that Luccio does but he is more than capable of fixing a plow or shoeing a horse.

3. I always pictured him as being a particularly bellicose Scot. I have no idea why since there is nothing in the books to suggest this it kind of just stuck its self in my brain.

4. On that note I feel that he speaks quiet a few languages. English, Latin, Italian, German (the language he uses for his spells), Scots Gaelic, Russian, and bits and pieces of a dozen others. Italian he learned insults first because he was a bit of a troublesome apprentice and proper vocabulary and grammar came later.

5. As He has been a bachelor for over a century I feel like he learned to cook and do it well. He is a great cook with a taste for simple filling meals, however he also has recipes for a dozen or so complicated dishes that he uses to bribe his way out of the doghouse with his captain.

6. Luccio has been unsuccessfully trying to set him up with someone ANYONE for decades. She more or less gave up around 1985. Even her patience has its limits

7. Morgan is well aware of her efforts and appreciates her concern in a philosophical way but really wishes she would stop. He is more than capable of finding his own partners thank you.

8. He may be a viscious bastard and snarky as hell to the warden recruits but God help you if you even look at them funny in his presence. He is a terrifying Papa Bear who has no problem guarding the younglings under his command.

9. I feel like the side of his personality that Dresden sees is only a sliver of himself and that around other wardens he is a very different man. A jackass sure but one who is more than willing to joke and laugh with his fellows as they share drinks. He is the one who acts as Luccio’s eyes and ears within the ranks and goes out of his way to keep the wardens running at an individual level while she handles the big problems. (I rewrote this one 5 times and am still not happy with how it reads and am not sure in properly conveys my thoughts but oh well.)

10. Morgan’s favorite hobby is reading although he rarely has time for it. His warden gear always contains a book and it is a common sight on group missions to see him sprawled out on a hotel bed reading anything from philosophy to Sci-fi.

Well that was fun. I hope the fandom enjoys reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. *Scurries back into the shadows from whence she came*

"'Do you really want to?' I didn't ask. 'Do you really?'"

Tagging: @arriaryu

Last Line Game

Tagged by @badassbutterfly1987

Rules: Post the last line you wrote and tag the same number of people as words.

"Aleron LaFortier's dead and Cristos was found with the knife."

Tagging: @cyr-frey

puts a bow in his hair and grabs his face to apply lipgloss and sends him to war and he kills 10,000 men

Morgan: Whenever mortals tell me to respect my elders, all I can think is ‘Im older than Canada.’

This is a canon interaction between Harry and Morgan. Nobody can tell me otherwise.

Submitted Prompt #62

“I hate to be the bearer of bad news–”

“Let me stop you right there. You do like being the bearer of bad news. You enjoy it. It’s who and what you are. Continue.”

Hey. Spreading the word to tumblr, aka "I don't like this change so I WILL complain about it" personified.

Discord is bringing mobile ads in June 2025. They've officially announced this.

SPREAD THE WORD!!! WITH ENOUGH BACKLASH, MAYBE THEY'LL RETHINK IT- OR AT LEAST DELAY IT!

Morgan: I just want two things. Tea, and some goddamn peace and quiet.

Who needs the stupidly intricate plan I put together for The Warlock when I could just forget about the plan entirely and have Morgan monologue about how much it blows to be a Warden for two pages 

Luccio:[burning a dossier with Young Morgan’s information in it] The Donald Morgan you knew is dead! Happy birthday! You’re the White Council’s baby now. Are you prepared to do whatever the Council asks of you!?

Young Morgan:[super stoked] YES!

Luccio: Can you keep your head about you when confronted with mind-blowing weirdness at every turn!?

Young Morgan: YES!

Luccio: Are you ready for anything?

Young Morgan: YES!

Luccio: …Are you still ready for anything?

Young Morgan: YE-[Luccio takes out a staff and clubs him in the knee]

Luccio: Wrong! Lesson number one, trust no one! The minute god crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them! Get up damn you!

Young Morgan: [hesitantly gets up]

Luccio: Your training starts now. When i’m through with you, you’ll be a member of the elite organization that’s been thanklessly defending this big-ass world since the Second Trojan War…the invisible one! [Opens portal to the Nevernever and shoves Morgan in]