Why Are You Even Talking To Him… You Know He’s Doomed By The Narrative Right

Who does Jim Butcher think he is, ripping my heart out

Can someone make an accurate movie or show of the Dresden files? I want to see action scenes done by a guy wearing sweat pants and cowboy boots. Also, wizard with gun.

My hcs are either about morgan having a huge extended family to no family at all and there's no in between, idk which I like more

So, low-key, I know there’s zero textual proof of this and it changes virtually nothing. But I imagine Harry’s eyes to glow different colors when he’s casting different spells. I have no defense or reasons beyond it’s cool.

2017 didn’t even feel like a year it was just the 2016 Deluxe™ Expansion Pack.

Pictures from the graphic novel 'Welcome to the Jungle' the artist is Adrian Syaf

I love these so much!!

Morgan Headcanons

Since the wonderful @cyr-frey has been posting headcanons that have brightened the last week considerably for me I guess I will try my hand at it as well.

1. Morgan knows how to embroider. He isn’t necessarily great at it but he can manage simple patterns well enough. It was one of the things he learned during WW1 as a way to keep himself sane.

2. He was taught to be a blacksmith/farrier by his father before he learned that he was a wizard. He has very little talent for the advanced magical bladesmithing that Luccio does but he is more than capable of fixing a plow or shoeing a horse.

3. I always pictured him as being a particularly bellicose Scot. I have no idea why since there is nothing in the books to suggest this it kind of just stuck its self in my brain.

4. On that note I feel that he speaks quiet a few languages. English, Latin, Italian, German (the language he uses for his spells), Scots Gaelic, Russian, and bits and pieces of a dozen others. Italian he learned insults first because he was a bit of a troublesome apprentice and proper vocabulary and grammar came later.

5. As He has been a bachelor for over a century I feel like he learned to cook and do it well. He is a great cook with a taste for simple filling meals, however he also has recipes for a dozen or so complicated dishes that he uses to bribe his way out of the doghouse with his captain.

6. Luccio has been unsuccessfully trying to set him up with someone ANYONE for decades. She more or less gave up around 1985. Even her patience has its limits

7. Morgan is well aware of her efforts and appreciates her concern in a philosophical way but really wishes she would stop. He is more than capable of finding his own partners thank you.

8. He may be a viscious bastard and snarky as hell to the warden recruits but God help you if you even look at them funny in his presence. He is a terrifying Papa Bear who has no problem guarding the younglings under his command.

9. I feel like the side of his personality that Dresden sees is only a sliver of himself and that around other wardens he is a very different man. A jackass sure but one who is more than willing to joke and laugh with his fellows as they share drinks. He is the one who acts as Luccio’s eyes and ears within the ranks and goes out of his way to keep the wardens running at an individual level while she handles the big problems. (I rewrote this one 5 times and am still not happy with how it reads and am not sure in properly conveys my thoughts but oh well.)

10. Morgan’s favorite hobby is reading although he rarely has time for it. His warden gear always contains a book and it is a common sight on group missions to see him sprawled out on a hotel bed reading anything from philosophy to Sci-fi.

Well that was fun. I hope the fandom enjoys reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. *Scurries back into the shadows from whence she came*

Storm Front question

A magic circle is made to keep either magic in, like toot toot, or keep magic out, like the toad demon, and magic can not cross the barrier. If that is the case why does it not seem to work on curses?

I know Harry had to confront shadowman before the council arrives to protect his neck. Why not have Morgan draw a circle around Harry sitting in a chair, power it and watch as the dark spell his the circle and dispense.

Then Morgan can see its not Harry, shocker, and can start looking for the real culprit. I know the book would end far less dramatic then it does but Morgan would have the proof, Harry would not worry about losing his hair and then Shadowman would meet Morgan and his sword.

Not once in the book does Harry ever think about a circle to protect himself from the curse. How simple would that be?

If this isnt calling me out I dont know what it

Choosing an unpopular character as your favorite like