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found this on reddit and laughed so hard I sorted myself into the whomping willow.

This may be the best couch gag of all time.

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by keiran_s

My Coffee with a Trump Supporter

I finally found a Trump supporter – this morning when I went to buy coffee. (I noticed a Trump bumper sticker on his car.)

“Hi,” I said. “Noticed your Trump bumper sticker.”

“Yup,” he said, a bit defensively.

“I hope you don’t mind my asking, but I’m curious. Why are you supporting him?”

“I know he’s a little bit much,” said the Trump supporter. “But he’s a successful businessman. And we need a successful businessman as president.”

“How do you know he’s a successful businessman?” I asked.

“Because he’s made a fortune.”

“Has he really?” I asked.

“Of course. Forbes magazine says he’s worth four and a half billion.”

“That doesn’t mean he’s been a success,” I said.

“In my book it does,” said the Trump supporter.

“You know, in 1976, when Trump was just starting his career, he said he was worth about $200 million,” I said. “Most of that was from his father.”

“That just proves my point,” said the Trump supporter. “He turned that $200 million into four and a half billion. Brilliant man.“

“But if he had just put that $200 million into an index fund and reinvested the dividends, he’d be worth twelve billion today,” I said.

The Trump supporter went silent.

“And he got about $850 million in tax subsidies, just in New York alone,” I said.

More silence.

“He’s not a businessman,” I said. “He’s a con man. "Hope you enjoy your coffee.”

STOP IT

Also, can you please explain to me how the man that set off a bomb in New York & planted more bombs in Jersey & WHO WAS ARMED AND TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM BEING CAPTURED did not end up dead at the hands of the police even though there WAS A SHOOTOUT & AFTER A FRANTIC MANHUNT but a black man in Any City, USA can be unarmed, hands in the air, COMPLYING WITH THE POLICE & ends up dead. 

The hell?

Bernie Sanders teaches Ted Cruz and Donald Trump what New York values really are.

Love it! <3

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#submit this for best short at the oscars

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