BITCOIN AND ETHEREUM JUST CRASHED

“Mario Kart is a game where you drive

Belos said it’s my turn with the PS5”

sake !

Whyy is tumblr showing me Italian text posts? what did I do for tumblr to think that i speak italian,? i know like 3 italian words and theyre all names of foods im confused

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she is going home to make soup. (via)

… over and out.

Cancel them... AT ONCE! *sweeps items off my desk in a fit of rage*

hey i just got a great idea for an already out of date bad stupid joke

Zhongli couldn't remain worse and found team L within 15 minutes

Billionaires have the treasured milky white skin so prized in high society, except it's more like a husky cocoon concealing the wretched and damnable creature truthfully contained within its slimy, haggard walls.

I think if I turn Elon Musk over, I could pour out his spineless essence like a warm soup right onto the pavement.

The crows would feast upon him and spread his nutritious seedlings to the far corners of middle earth.

Then I'd turn to Zuckerberg who would cower in fear but know he has nowhere to run, for his legs are spindly and weak and would collapse underneath the heavy pitcher of his hollowed out meat sack.