Small Talk

one of the best things about house md is that throughout all 8 seasons both house and wilson randomly bring up tidbits of queer culture that they would have absolutely no reason to know if they were straight

Donna Tartt Character: I love this beautiful, ethereal girl. She is so glamorous, and intriguing and I love her so much. She’s the most aesthetically pleasing person I know and I feel like I can trust her. I maybe kissed her once? I think maybe I was drunk?

Also Donna Tartt character: my best friend is so handsome, and I can’t stop looking at him, and everything he does makes my stomach flutter with butterflies. One time he kissed me and I can’t stop thinking about it and I’m going to describe it in great detail and it was the best moment of my life. But I’m definitely a straight, heterosexual dude what are you talking about?

peephole date

want someone’s sad crusty pathetic son

TV Guide Sep 2011 (just before S8)

Picture of an actual printed magazine, TV Guide, that says: "How's Wilson doing? Wilson has decided that his life is more manageable without House. The wounds have healed, but he is done with the relationship. So in addition to winning back his team, House must win back the true love of his life---Wilson."

did u know that i like this guy who has a bowl cut

Cursed picture from 2008