D1jonmustard - This Is Where I Think All My Thoughts

donna tartt novels are so funny because you’ll be reading a story that DEFINITELY takes place in like. the 1800s in some pretentious rainy art country and then someone will mention big anime titties and you’ll remember that it’s actually set in the 21st century

wes anderson's filmography in title cards

literally “there was not quite a word for boris and me” and then they have sex on the next page

I will never be over Pippa telling Theo that they could never be together because if one of them fell the other would fall with them instead of being able to help them and then Boris just fucking picking Theo up and getting his feet sturdy on the ground, Boris just fucking does exactly what Pippa says she couldn’t. Boris doesn’t let himself fall with Theo, he saves Theo and the painting, he saves Theo by saving the painting. Boris saves Theo in the exact way Pippa tells him she couldn’t and wouldn’t be a suitable partner because of her incapability to do so.

"you have 2 hours and 8 minutes left to live, how are you gonna spend your time?"

me asf

image ids: two photos of theo decker and boris pavlikovsky from the goldfinch movie that could be described as homoerotic. in the corner, a slug with a distasteful expression watches with the caption “LIVE SLUG REACTION”.

wow i’m sad again why why why

Donna Tartt Character: I love this beautiful, ethereal girl. She is so glamorous, and intriguing and I love her so much. She’s the most aesthetically pleasing person I know and I feel like I can trust her. I maybe kissed her once? I think maybe I was drunk?

Also Donna Tartt character: my best friend is so handsome, and I can’t stop looking at him, and everything he does makes my stomach flutter with butterflies. One time he kissed me and I can’t stop thinking about it and I’m going to describe it in great detail and it was the best moment of my life. But I’m definitely a straight, heterosexual dude what are you talking about?

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