Reminder For When He “saves” It. He Was The One Who Wanted This, And Now He Gets To Be The Hero And

But it would never have worked out between them, even if he’d stayed. They were simply too different.

*coughs* SO KISS ME ON THE MOUTH AND LOVE ME LIKE A SAILOR AND WHEN YOU TAKE A BITE WILL YOU TELL ME WHATS MY FLAVOUR, I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD BUT I THINK THAT YOURE MY SAVIOUR.

That’s all thank you

Can we talk about Jayce Talis and how this man got 10x hotter after his life fell apart?

Like, look at bro

King and Queen of Zaun 🩷💚

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Source (Arcane Key Art by Aliya Chen)

Jinx: “Fuck the police.”

Vi: “If you say so.”

Modern day Johanna is bragging about how many speeding tickets she’s cried her way out of

I hate how the Pouges just didn’t notice JJ wasn’t okay. Like that boy was downing bottle after bottle and no one—NOT EVEN HIS GF said anything to him. They were just mad at him, like that kid did not wanna be here anymore.

But I mean, if I found out my apparent step-dad that abused me my entire life wasn’t my real dad, my bio dad killed my mother, my grandfather, and was a bad person, my step-dad screwed me over and made me lose the house I paid so much for, and the court is doing nothing about it AND I got falsely accused for a murder my bio dad committed, on top of being homeless, I’D WANNA FUCKING DIE TOO.

Athena: I believe we should ship Odysseus and Penelope together.

Ares: To where?

Ya’ll really hate women that goddamn much?

Shame on you.

Jesus fucking Christ.