Part Twooooooooo!!!!!!

Part twooooooooo!!!!!!

Captain Marvel quotes based on actual conversations I’ve had. No this is not me projecting

——

Billy: I just had an intrusive thought

Mary: don’t bite the dog tiger .

Billy: no- what no, that’s a you thought. In fact, that’s a you common thought.

Mary: oh, then what is it?

Billy: wouldn’t it be funny if we locked the door and when Freddy comes back, we pretend to be asleep, and of anyone calls, we say he was in the house and just gaslight everyone.

Mary: that would be funny.

——

Billy: I think I might have a problem

Mary: what’s your problem

Billy: I don’t know, I said I think I might have one.

——

Billy, done with everything: Forget Veni, Vidi, Vici

Freddy: it’s Money, Mugging, Meeting

Mary: it’s Seduce, Sedate, Castrate

——

Billy: gods I wish I was still an only child

Freddy: but you’re the youngest of three?

Billy: let me have this

——

Mary, at Tawny: don’t look at me like that. You kicked my iPad across the room!

——

Mary: bite the dog tiger

Billy: but I’m wearing Vaseline

Mary: ew no, don’t bite the dog tiger

——

Freddy: people keep telling me I need to see this, I need to see that. I don’t want to see anything, I’m tired

——

Let me know if you want a part 2 cause I get very unhinged quotes. It got to the point where I sometimes wrote them down, and I look back on it and it’s like wtf. Then I remember the context. You’re not getting the context though.